Frozen Hell
Can't fault Kansas City for a lack of weather variety, that's for sure.
100 degrees in the summer? Got that.
A week below freezing? No problem.
Of course, if I'm willing to tolerate the wind, interminable snow, and the very real possibility of slipping on the six inch thick layer of ice that my unplowed street has turned into, having The Record Bar, a convenience store, and two liquor stores within a one block radius helps a lot,....
This weather would be great if we were being invaded by Nazis. Or the Grand Army of Napoleon. However, the likelihood of that in the heartland of America is lower than...well the temperature.
Still, I I wish for something better. Either nicer weather, or more reasons to put up with shitty weather.Like..oh, I don't know...Chicago.
On a positive note, I picked up a love facemask at Mickey's Surplus to protect myself from the cold. Even if only in my mind, wearing it makes me looik like a villain from a comic book/video game. Considering the post, I guess Subzero would be appropriate. :)
