Captions Are Part Of Our Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy
Look out, I and clemmyjovi are making captions again! I say no more :P
"Please, Cynthia, don't get angry, I didn't mean to shoot the football trough our bedroom window......."
"Sorry darling, I won't try karate kicks in front of that old mirror again..."
"Your new light blue dress? Nooooo, I didn't put it into the washing machine together with the cooking laundry.... It must have fallen into it itself....."
"your new white trousers are now pink, you say? and it was ME who did the laundry? You know I'd NEVER wash red and white together, no matter how much I hated those tro-I mean...."
"Me putting salt into the coffee? but.... but it looked like sugar....."
"Y-you gave my teddy bear to the kids across the street? T-tell me you're joking...."
"Should I tell Cynthia that I accidently erm... Shortened her favourite high heels?"
"You really want me to sing Itsy Bitsy Spider? Not Shooting Star?"
"But... but you said that if I bring the litter out of the house, I can have ice cream......"
"No cookies before dinner?? not even a healthy one??? Please Cynthia??? Just one? A tiny one????"
"Must I do the gig tonight, Cynthia? You know, I sooooooooooooo want to watch Sesame street......"
"*tries not to yawn* sorry honey, I have seen that exercise video of you a hundred times already..."
"Can you leave the light on when we go to bed? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease??????????"
“Who had eaten a huge piece the pie that we were supposed to give to the new neighbours?" I honestly have-*BUUUUUUUURP!!!*- NO idea....."
"You must believe me, it wasn't me who threw the antique chinese vase from the table.....oh you go shopping after gym? Vase? What vase, did someone say vase???"
"I can explain why there are masses of foam are coming out of the washing machine. It was...um... yeah, an alien who jinxed it!"
"You've been shopping while I was working? with MY credit card? Uh-oh....Seems I need to do another world tour because of that...."
"You want me to come to bed? Can't I stay up a bit longer? Only five more minutes?"
"Must I go to bed now??? But I'm watching Disney movies!"
"She can't have found out that I smashed the bottle of her favourite red wine, I removed all the pieces.... *A loud scream from the other room is heard* Oh crap, I should have cleaned our white sofa maybe....."
"What do you mean with me doing a gig "dressed up in drag"?"
"Oh dear, I must have been really drunk when I agreed to wear Freddie's leotards on stage...I'll never ever drink again!"
"I hope Steve and Jasmine will never ever see a pic of their dad wearing that dress......"
"you mean there are young girls out there who are planning to do things to me? and you're not talking about just asking for autographs? Oh, um..."
"You think David Beckham's hairstyle doesn't suit me? But.... but I want to look as good as him....."
"And now Paul will play another acoustic song for us. Right, Paul?...Paul? Paaaaaaaaul?? Hello???"
"Hmmm...I wish I had a pony....I'll ask for one for Christmas!"
"Have I switched off the coffee machine????"
"There people out there making fun of me, writing captions for pictures of me? Can people really be so rude? I can't believe it...."