Praying mantis birth subsumed by Gilmore Girls addiction which can only be likened to crack cocaine
GG quote of the day: “I assume you mean did we get our toaster fixed and no, it’s been cold Pop Tarts for week - it’s like a damn Dickens novel
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[While working on a Björk-like snowwoman, Rory tells her mother about the school newspaper homework she's been saddled with.]
Lorelai: What?! Why?
Rory: Because, Paris wants the first issue back to be a double issue, so we have to prep over break, and… she says the news never sleeps.
Lorelai: What about Paris? Does she ever sleep?
Rory: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
. . .
[The Gilmores hear a power tool revving.]
Rory: Oh my God.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: He's power-buffing!
[Cut to a man working on an incredible snow sculpture of Ebenezer Scrooge, then back to the girls.]
Lorelai: Oh, now, that is just wrong!
Rory: We're competing against the Michaelangelo of snow!
Lorelai: And we're "Ernest Builds a Snowman".
Rory: We shouldn't look at him anymore.
Lorelai: Heads down! Stay focused!
Rory: We can do this!
Lorelai: Absolutely!
[Their snowwoman's head fall off.]
Rory: Let's get some coffee?
Lorelai: Right behind ya.
And to continue with the bird theme:
Take the Deviled Eggs [3.06]
[Taylor is on a crusade against birds "relieving themselves on helpless passersby".]
Miss Patty: Taylor, all animals have to… you know. How are you gonna stop birds from doing that?
Taylor: Easy. Put sharp metal spikes on the top of the fixtures, then when they land - pow! They're shish-kabobs.
Rory: That's cruel.
Babette: You can't do that.
Andrew: I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head.
Lorelai: There it is - our new town slogan.
Rory: I like it.
Lorelai: I see coffee mugs, T-shirts.
Rory: Don't forget stuffed shish-kabobbed birds.
Lorelai: That moan when you squeeze 'em.
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