when the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king;
title: Sunday Hanged Man
character(s)/pairing(s): Turkey/Greece
rating: PG-13
summary: It's often enough that Greece shows up at Turkey's house; but that doesn't stop history from rearing its head, becoming a shadow over them... [written for frostberrytea via a fic meme- choices were H, stormy weather (who here is thinking the song? B) ); and F, pain. i didn't ( Read more... )
character(s)/pairing(s): Turkey/Greece
rating: PG-13
summary: It's often enough that Greece shows up at Turkey's house; but that doesn't stop history from rearing its head, becoming a shadow over them... [written for frostberrytea via a fic meme- choices were H, stormy weather (who here is thinking the song? B) ); and F, pain. i didn't ( Read more... )
so my favorite things!
it was like a black injection into his veins
None of this, he thought vaguely, took a sinner or a saint. Wasn’t remarkable in any way.
It was familiar as old repeated words, the look of wanting something you didn’t, needing something you didn’t. It creeped Turkey out to think that maybe the look was only a reflection... -- FJNJKLHNN such an ossim way of saying "turkey, shut the fuck up. we all know you love greece"
You can build a thousand bridges, but ya suck one cock, and you’re forever just a cocksucker (though, that admittedly wasn’t the best analogy- they’d both had their share of that). LOLOLOL
What he didn’t notice… RJKHY BN THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH <3 8DDDDDDDDDDD
so, gathering up his arms and feeling like a blade must as it takes the plunge, he threw care aside and went into the living room OMFGGGGGGGGGG *DRAGON BROFIST* SO FRIGGIN BOSS
teeth straydog sharp aiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that is so perfect 8D!!!
and dude, all i gotta say about finish what you started is 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD how smexay
YOU SHOULDNT BE DISTURBED ABOUT INCLUDING "JIVE" YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND SAYING LIKE MEHRAN WUD "WHY I AM SO WISE INDEED" and then go next door and demand that the family's mother "get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich...bitch."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH UNCYCLOPEDIA XDDDD. "Aloysios Snuffleupagos, famous Greek Actor" IS THAT NOT THE BEST THING EVER AND THE PIC THAT GOES WITH IT XDDDDDDDDDDD
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ahahahahhahah my dad says that all the time- "you can build a thousand bridges, but suck one cock and you're a cocksucker" XDDDD
ahdbdxk this is true. I should laugh pompously WITHIN THE LOOKING GLASS, go throw a party full of wimmenz, and tell them all to make me either 1) lotsa simultaneous sandweeches or 2) one gigantic sandweech, and call it pangea.
OHMYGOOOOOOD the article on greece is sooooo fucking hysterical, I was rereading it and I couldn't stop laughing. greek people are just so XD annnd they had all this stuff about malakas and drinking frappe and "the life expectancy of the women is 917 years. the life expectancy of the men is 80 because they can only stand the women for so long" XDDDDD there was also this little gem:
Greeks are the greatest ethnicity of all time. They may have their flaws, but they are funny ones.
MY THOTS EXACTLY
in the article on turks it sez something to the effect that "kebabs on chips was hailed as the greatest food ever by the invincible drunken male" and I was like INORITE!!! so now I wanna do a fic where america and england and some other peeps go out to do hookah and get blind drunk and meet up with turkey and greece later to get kebabs like truly invincible drunken males.
and I also wanna do the research for it. in astoria. you should come. *puts on glasses*
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nigga tell them bitches to make BOTH
FUNNY ONES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. "That Mr. Collins is a funny one"
WE NEED TO WATCH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AGAIN MOTHAFUCKA. (LOLOLOLOLOLOL since i cant spell, i never know how to spell prejudice and i always spell it "predjuice" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
K;SDRUGO RJ; JI THATS A DRAGON FIC FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. 8D!
lololololol WATERMELON FLAVORED HOOKAH
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