everybody's wearing a disguise, to hide what they've got left behind their eyes;

[inuyashacooks]

title: Ulysses & the Sea
pairing/characters: Turkey/Greece; mini-cameos by Egypt, England, France, Russia, and Japan
rating: PG-15, about
summary: The Ottoman Empire is crumbling, and Greece- neither against his will nor in the rapid flow of conscience- comes to an ailing Turkey's aid. [gift for absynthess at the myths_n_legends Secret Santa exchange]
time frame: takes

Comments

[tupelo_thief]

WIN WIN WIN B|. dude, this was fuckin OSSIM. i'd point out all the awesome, but thad be like the whole fic, so just a few things -

"looking out at the sea with the vague stamp of a grin, a blade over his features"

"That house, heavy as honey with useless pride, always dark in the shadows of the morning; and the man inside it- alone- his darkflower grin and his heart with its uneven beat, trying to keep it all together."

"Hm," Russia laughed. Russia had always talked like an old friend, and at this point maybe Greece was in the danger of considering him one"

fuckin LOVED it B|

im the truth, why would i lie

[inuyashacooks]

HOHOHOHO DO YOU ?!?!?! BAHHHH thats ossim thank youuu :DDDD i was worrying that i was being so dramatic and yeah but thank youuu :DDDDD

yanno what i was thinkin the other day? a genie would be liek the best sidekick ever, because when youre being a superhero and kicking somebodys ass they look up through bruises etc and they see the ridiculous image of a GENIE smiling down on them. it increases the FML factor a millionfold. *nods wisely and strokes beard*

Re: im the truth, why would i lie

[tupelo_thief]

YOU
FUCKING
WUD

you know when you sed "genie" i thot you were going to relate that to turkey. but you didnt. but i think you should. as in he gets fooled into buying a genie lamp from...LOL EGYPT (bc his best friend wud do that to him) and greece is amazed that hes still surprised by turkeys stupidity.

Re: im the truth, why would i lie

[inuyashacooks]

HAHAHAHAHA "WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING >B| EGYPT WTF" egypt: "...youre the one who bought it." "THERE WAS SPOST T BE A GENIE IN IT." "never said that." greece: "you...are just...amazingly retarded."

yanno what else struck me? (feel free to kill me on this one.) here's the scene: dead summer; us, in convertible, with top down, cruising the hood with the volume all the way up. playing paris is indeed splendid.

is that not one of my best ideas ever? nobody in the hood would fuck with us cuz that song is fucking terrifying. LOL another song thats terrifying is cicilerini because like its a good song but lets just say that if my neighbors heard that theyd shit their pants and call the police. bound to strike fear into the hearts of many. true story. *claps hands, is a sultan* /whats with all the near east imagery /it's because of the blind owl

Re: im the truth, why would i lie

[tupelo_thief]

AMHJ GUIKFGJDG HES TOO FUNNY.

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*SPEECHLESS* JUST FUCKING SPEECHLESS. NO RLY, LIKE LEJIT SPEECHLESS. LIKE FUCKING SRSLY. OKAY, WELL I DO HAVE ONE THING TO SAY

GHETTO LOLSPIDR IS AMUZD B|

Re: im the truth, why would i lie

[inuyashacooks]

OR

OR

WHAT WE COULD DO

IS BLAST BUONO TOMATO IN LITTLE ITALY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WED GET FUCKING SHOT, NO JOKE
best way to die ever

psssh i shoulda photoshopped grillz on that icon yo

Re: im the truth, why would i lie

[tupelo_thief]

BLASTING IT WHILE EATING FUCKING STEAKS B|

all this talk about your au and i kinda wanna write one now XD. you have at least 3, right? i have a feeling im going to die from ROFLMAO reading the japan pop star one XD.

Re: im the truth, why would i lie

[inuyashacooks]

:DDD you should write onnne! /mad loves aus do you have any ideas in mind?

that one is just...started as a nice idea, is now an awaiting pile of fucking fail. DELICIOUS, s'all I got t say.

Re: im the truth, why would i lie

[tupelo_thief]

AND IM VERY GLAD TO HAVE HELPED TURN IT INTO THAT BIG HEAPING PILE OF FAIL =D!! ITS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR B|

yo, i think ill be watchin the tonight show tonight. you hear about how nbc fucked over conan? it suuuuuucks =/

hmmmm, i dunno. i think i actually DONT want to write a "WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN-, WHO'A YOU!? I COULD PAHTY!" crack fic. itll most likely turn into that, but at this point i want something normal XD. remember that rly boss prussia, austria/hungary au, where austria used to be a violinist, but he then he turned into a deadbeat who downloaded porn to make money? it was by miaoujones. i want to write something w/ prussia as one of the main characters bc of that. but ive never written a non whack prussia XD. i mean, hes not gonna be srs, he r be himself, but he wont be barging into germanys room dressed as a pirate screaming "AVAST!". oh, yes, i see - yes, he wont be acting like an 8 year old, is what i meant to say.