10 things i learned from wathcing "COPS"...
Click to viewi don't know why, but i'm totally addicted to watching COPS...it is like a train wreck that you can't help but watch...and since i've seen so many episodes at this point, i'd like to think that i've learned something...1) if you are told to "get down on the ground, you really should, cuz nothing good will come from not doing so...
2) although i'm pretty sure it's not pleasant to experience, watching someone get tazed is fuckin' hilarious...
3) if you have to ask whether or not the prostitute you're about to pick up is in fact a cop, chances are, she is one...keep it in your pants bubba...
4) crystal meth is a helluva drug...
5) no matter how fast you think you are...you can't out run a cop...not even a one legged one...
6) no matter where you are, crack whores pretty much look the same...
7) there are place on earth where someone still thinks a mullet is a good idea...
8) no one can escape a chicken wing hold...
9) it is never...i repeat never a good idea to jump out of a moving vehicle especially if you're still driving it...
10) a kiddie pool is a horrible place to hide...