"I want you to come over and paint me a rainbow..."

[amluv]

I didn't realize that Sunday had past and the season opener of "The L Word" had aired. But I'll get back to that in a sec. "The L Word" started off really well and I was like finally some really hot GoG w/ a decent script and hot bitches. What more could a girl ask for...well that is if you're a girl who's into that sort of thing. But I digress. Then by season 2 something horribly went awry. By season 3 I wanted to stab old people and smack babies because of the fury I felt after watching episode after episode of pure shit. One would think that I would have learned my lesson by season 4, but I haven't. Because here I am talking about season 5. And Illene Chaiken has already started w/ her fuckin' shenanigans, but goddamit I love crazy as bat-shit Jenny.

So okay the reason why I missed the opener is because I've been siked about the new and final season of "The Wire" which happens to be on the completely opposite end of the spectrum as TLW. The Wire is the best tv show...EVER!! David Simon should teach a clinic to the rest of these fools out here who think they're King Shit of Awesometown...*i'm looking at you J.J. Abrams*...

I know what you're all thinkin'... "Well what the fuck, why are you watching TLW if it's so goddamn shitty??" and to answer that question all I can say in my defense is this...

Flashdance is fuckin' hot...Flashdance mackin' on some ransom chick is fuckin' hot times a billion.

IIIII'mma shallow bitch Jerry...