Haunted Doraemon Rock
I had a couple of funny dreams last night - the one I remembered first was of a haunted rock. And not any rock either - it had a naturally-occurring squiggle in it that if you looked at hard enough, KINDA looked like a Doraemon illustration. It was like trying to decipher the image of Jesus in a tortilla.
So anyway, this palm-sized rock would get visitors who would squint at it and ooh and ahh when they finally made out the crooked suggestion of Doraemon. Somehow all this visits imparted some sort of sentience on the rock, and one day, it decided it would go around and do its OWN visitations, dammit. Also, it decided to grow to the height of a full grown person.
Cut to scenes of people eating dinner at home and looking up to see a GIANT, CROOKED DORAEMON FACE staring in through the window. THE END.
So anyway, this palm-sized rock would get visitors who would squint at it and ooh and ahh when they finally made out the crooked suggestion of Doraemon. Somehow all this visits imparted some sort of sentience on the rock, and one day, it decided it would go around and do its OWN visitations, dammit. Also, it decided to grow to the height of a full grown person.
Cut to scenes of people eating dinner at home and looking up to see a GIANT, CROOKED DORAEMON FACE staring in through the window. THE END.