Jan 28, 2006 10:10
I've decided that I don't want to become the crazy cat-lady at the end of the street. It's just feels too...nice for the 21th century spinster.
Nope nope nope.
Instead, my newest ambition is to someday be the crazy gun-lady at the end of the street. Or, since crazy and guns don't mix, that eccentric woman who safely collects legally-obtained firearms.
I'll have to learn how to shoot, but my dad and friends can help there. There's no litter box to worry about. And I'll be ready when the zombie hordes roam the land.