Mar 30, 2009 18:59
Today I have:
1. In one swoop collected mountains of debt. Good Debt. Or so they tell me.
2. Killed a small forest. Srsly. Wow. My hand cramped.
3. Avoided having to bail my father out of jail.
3a. did not make WTF faces at some of the forms. Srsly. WTF?
( I had to fill out a form that said I knew that if I defaulted on my payments etc, they could report me to the credit bureau I made a WTF face at my lawyer. "That's like saying I need to fill out a form that says I know that if I break a law I'll go to jail.")
4. Gone home keyless b/c they don't keep them in Manhattan where they forced us to do the closing. I pick them up tomorrow.
So guys, this is me. Homeowner. Now the real shit begins to fall.
moving