*flops* Homeless couch is no longer homeless!
Today I have:
1. In one swoop collected mountains of debt. Good Debt. Or so they tell me.
2. Killed a small forest. Srsly. Wow. My hand cramped.
3. Avoided having to bail my father out of jail.
3a. did not make WTF faces at some of the forms. Srsly. WTF?
( I had to fill out a form that said I knew that if I defaulted on my payments etc, they could report me to the credit bureau I made a WTF face at my lawyer. "That's like saying I need to fill out a form that says I know that if I break a law I'll go to jail.")
4. Gone home keyless b/c they don't keep them in Manhattan where they forced us to do the closing. I pick them up tomorrow.
So guys, this is me. Homeowner. Now the real shit begins to fall.
1. In one swoop collected mountains of debt. Good Debt. Or so they tell me.
2. Killed a small forest. Srsly. Wow. My hand cramped.
3. Avoided having to bail my father out of jail.
3a. did not make WTF faces at some of the forms. Srsly. WTF?
( I had to fill out a form that said I knew that if I defaulted on my payments etc, they could report me to the credit bureau I made a WTF face at my lawyer. "That's like saying I need to fill out a form that says I know that if I break a law I'll go to jail.")
4. Gone home keyless b/c they don't keep them in Manhattan where they forced us to do the closing. I pick them up tomorrow.
So guys, this is me. Homeowner. Now the real shit begins to fall.