Catch a grenade for me, will you?
Cyberview Lodge, 021110.
"I nak makan dekat Cyberview sendiri? Haha tu dah naik gila sangat kot,"
Dear Haters,
Thank you for all the messages you've sent me via Formspring. Now I know what people actually think of me. I'll try my best to be a better person.
Dear Admirers,
Thank you for developing a small admiration towards me. I swear I felt appreciated whenever I read your 'confessions' and whatnot. But it's a rather sad thing that I don't know who you are or we could've be best friends! I need more of these people in my life.
Dear Perverts,
You should not be bothering me because I have nothing to show. Literally.
Dear Friends,
Why must we communicate through Formspring? It's not a two-way communication and it occasionally pisses me off.
Dear Facebook friends who decided to go anon,
Please don't give me a hard time figuring who the heck you might be. For your information, the probability of me getting the correct answer is 1 in 910.
Thank you, don't forget to spam my formspring ask box!
I LA-LA-LOVE YOU ALL!
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