Fic rec: Stephen King pastiche House fic of AWESOME

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b1uemorpho gives GREAT humor and is witty and awesome and even if you don't watch or haven't ever watched House, or if you're not a Stephen King fan (the "gore" is really, really, REALLY minimal and not something that I would have even called "gore"), you really ought to give this a try:

"Nice Day for a Barbecue"

FUN FUN FUN!