School projects

Apr 04, 2011 22:26

Do you know what school projects, like Build A Model Of The Solar System are good for?

  • Fomenting family strife
  • Costing families money
  • Teaching children to procrastinate
  • Teaching children to lie to their parents by omitting the existence of said project
  • Getting paint all over things
  • Making parents be Active Participants In Their Children's Learning (aka, contributing significantly to the final product)
  • Helping parents develop the fortitude not to harm or end their children
  • Producing debris that will be found all over the house for days
  • Making Mommy miss Castle

Do you know what school projects are not (no matter WHAT the perky science teacher INSISTS "other families always say")???

FUN. Very Not Fun!

*grumble*

In other news, the ankle I didn't sprain (this time) is the one aching more.

science, crafts, parenting, ankle, school project, annoyance, kids

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