Forest Preserves: dead bodies and family picnics
In an excerpt from the OPENING SENTENCE of an article in The Chicago Tribune:
Despite the occasional discovery of a dead body, officials say the Cook County Forest Preserve is a safe place to hold family events and commune with nature.
The YouTube link above is to Jay Leno reading it on "Headlines" was uploaded by the newspaper author who says at YouTube that he was relieved that "it was something I wrote to be intentionally funny."
Despite the occasional discovery of a dead body, officials say the Cook County Forest Preserve is a safe place to hold family events and commune with nature.
The YouTube link above is to Jay Leno reading it on "Headlines" was uploaded by the newspaper author who says at YouTube that he was relieved that "it was something I wrote to be intentionally funny."