Elf stories: Ralph's Birthday
Ralph's Birthday
by ELF, 3/20/05, age 4 1/2
No infringement intended to Stephen J. Cannell Productions or anything/anyone else associated with The Greatest American Hero.
The spaceship is round and has lights. Pam and Ralph are going to get married. Ralph and Pam wanted to get married. The spaceship is not going to come when they get married; it's going to come after they get married, and then Bill comes after when they see the spaceship. He opens the door and then Ralph and Pam see Bill and they ask him, "How'd you get here?"
He drived in a car to get there and turned the steering wheel and sat and put his seat belt on. He turned the steering wheel fast and went in circles, then he got to Ralph's and then he opened the door. Then Ralph and Pam asked, "WHY did you come here?"
Bill said, "I don't know."
They are going to get married when Bill comes to the house and when they got back from being married, Bill came in the door. Pam was wearing a pretty dress and Ralph was wearing a pretty shirt and pants. Bill said, when they changed, "Why did you come here after you got married?"
They came there after they got married because that's what parents do. After they came home they got babies. Pam got a girl baby and Ralph got a boy baby. The boy baby was Ralph's son and the girl baby was Pam's daughter. Ralph named his son Teddy and Pam named her daughter Rose Petal.
Ralph is going to wear the suit and fight an evil alien who wants to eat him. It's a different kind of bulldog than the Beast in the Black. It's called "Eat Ralph," that's the name of the bulldog who's trying to eat Ralph. And then Ralph had a knife he brought with him and then he cut that evil bulldog.
The babies stayed with Pam and she stayed home. Pam was taking care of the babies when she got married by Ralph and he was fighting and she wasn't worried...well, she was a little bit worried, but Ralph was okay; he just cut the bulldog and he didn't cut himself. Bill stayed home with Pam and the babies; he taking care of the boy one and Pam was taking care of the girl one. And then when Ralph came back in, he still had the suit on and then he changed.
Ralph ran really fast on the road like he always did so he could get home fast to take care of his baby. The students were okay; they stayed at their houses and didn't help Ralph because the bulldog wanted to eat Ralph and Pam and his students. But they all stayed home; Ralph fought the bulldog and he cut it with a knife that he just brought along, then he came home.
It was Ralph's birthday, so Pam kept his present quiet and then she surprised him by giving his present to him. She said, "Here you go, Ralph."
He told her, "Thank you for the present." And then Bill surprised him because HE had a present for Ralph. Ralph opened both of the presents and Pam gave him his favorite thing, a swimming pool, and Bill gave him a yellow trick-or-treat pumpkin the color of Ralph's hair. Then the students came with his presents and they gave him all kinds of pretty stuff, and Rhonda gave him a toy make out of rainbow stuff.
Pam and Ralph went out to McDonald's for a treat, and Bill came too. Ralph drove. Pam wasn't very good at driving anymore since she and Ralph married, and Bill couldn't drive anymore because they got married. Ralph ate a cheeseburger and Pam ate a chicken sandwich, and they had french fries too, and Bill had a hamburger just like Ralph and some french fries. Then they slide down the slide then they got out then they came back to Ralph's house and Ralph still drived. Then they ate ice cream and Pam gave Ralph a kiss. Then Pam had chocolate milk, and Ralph had white milk. And then they all played the Blues Clues memory game together.
The End
by ELF, 3/20/05, age 4 1/2
No infringement intended to Stephen J. Cannell Productions or anything/anyone else associated with The Greatest American Hero.
The spaceship is round and has lights. Pam and Ralph are going to get married. Ralph and Pam wanted to get married. The spaceship is not going to come when they get married; it's going to come after they get married, and then Bill comes after when they see the spaceship. He opens the door and then Ralph and Pam see Bill and they ask him, "How'd you get here?"
He drived in a car to get there and turned the steering wheel and sat and put his seat belt on. He turned the steering wheel fast and went in circles, then he got to Ralph's and then he opened the door. Then Ralph and Pam asked, "WHY did you come here?"
Bill said, "I don't know."
They are going to get married when Bill comes to the house and when they got back from being married, Bill came in the door. Pam was wearing a pretty dress and Ralph was wearing a pretty shirt and pants. Bill said, when they changed, "Why did you come here after you got married?"
They came there after they got married because that's what parents do. After they came home they got babies. Pam got a girl baby and Ralph got a boy baby. The boy baby was Ralph's son and the girl baby was Pam's daughter. Ralph named his son Teddy and Pam named her daughter Rose Petal.
Ralph is going to wear the suit and fight an evil alien who wants to eat him. It's a different kind of bulldog than the Beast in the Black. It's called "Eat Ralph," that's the name of the bulldog who's trying to eat Ralph. And then Ralph had a knife he brought with him and then he cut that evil bulldog.
The babies stayed with Pam and she stayed home. Pam was taking care of the babies when she got married by Ralph and he was fighting and she wasn't worried...well, she was a little bit worried, but Ralph was okay; he just cut the bulldog and he didn't cut himself. Bill stayed home with Pam and the babies; he taking care of the boy one and Pam was taking care of the girl one. And then when Ralph came back in, he still had the suit on and then he changed.
Ralph ran really fast on the road like he always did so he could get home fast to take care of his baby. The students were okay; they stayed at their houses and didn't help Ralph because the bulldog wanted to eat Ralph and Pam and his students. But they all stayed home; Ralph fought the bulldog and he cut it with a knife that he just brought along, then he came home.
It was Ralph's birthday, so Pam kept his present quiet and then she surprised him by giving his present to him. She said, "Here you go, Ralph."
He told her, "Thank you for the present." And then Bill surprised him because HE had a present for Ralph. Ralph opened both of the presents and Pam gave him his favorite thing, a swimming pool, and Bill gave him a yellow trick-or-treat pumpkin the color of Ralph's hair. Then the students came with his presents and they gave him all kinds of pretty stuff, and Rhonda gave him a toy make out of rainbow stuff.
Pam and Ralph went out to McDonald's for a treat, and Bill came too. Ralph drove. Pam wasn't very good at driving anymore since she and Ralph married, and Bill couldn't drive anymore because they got married. Ralph ate a cheeseburger and Pam ate a chicken sandwich, and they had french fries too, and Bill had a hamburger just like Ralph and some french fries. Then they slide down the slide then they got out then they came back to Ralph's house and Ralph still drived. Then they ate ice cream and Pam gave Ralph a kiss. Then Pam had chocolate milk, and Ralph had white milk. And then they all played the Blues Clues memory game together.
The End