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[amillo]

"Dad, can I have my job back?"

*smite*

"Dad, can I have my job back now?"

"*smite*"

"*from behind the lazyboy* Dad, can I have my job back? Pleeeeeease?"

"...*drops some cheetos behind the chair*"

"*eats*"

"Go play with your brother"

"FINE. I WILL. ...can I have my job afterwards?"

"*smite*"

"*coughs up smoke* fair enough."