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[amillo]

Things done today:

1. Lost my job.
2. Sent threatening anonymous letters to that fucker Sauron.
3. Wept inconsolably into a pillow.
4. Wept some more.
5. Sang.
6. Had lunch
7. Sang
8. Dyed Salmar blue.
9. Sang.
10. Acquired gun for use on head.
11. Sang.

Comments

[salmar]

BEMA PUT ME IN THE WASHER SIX TIMES TO GET IT OUT. and I bet it was out on the third try too!

;_;

[amillo]

STAY AWAY FROM THE MEAN FUCKERS.

I told you. Never let Bema 'help' you. He likes your tiny screams of pain/terror.

[aule_the_smith]

He's not allowed to hold my glue gun anymore.

[salmar]

*crawls under the cuff of Aule's pants and tries to defluff himself*

[homosuperior]

12. INVADED MY FUCKING DREAM YOU SHIT. *whimper* Bad armadillo invading the dreams of poor defenseless muns.