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*dons little top hat*
Hey boys and girls!
Something special is going on. But to explain for all you little 'uns, this is an old story. As old as time itself. Uh, not the legend type. More metaphorical. A sort of 'this happens all the time' kind of thing.
But let's get down to the nitty gritty.
When an armadillo loves a woman very much, he sometimes gets...urges. After a taco these usually pass but he feels the urge to follow up on all of it. So he goes out, gets himself a guitar, and writes this little song for you.
SALMAR! LIGHTS!
Ahem.
*sits on a stool in the middle of the stage, guitar in hand*
Oh Ungolly!
You are the one for me.
Despite the fact you placed a bucket over my head and claimed to want to make me into gloves.
I am sure that just means you love me!
Oh Ungolly!
You are evil and I am not.
You are very hot.
I think I may be a rodent of some kind.
Oh Ungolly!
Will you be miiiiiiiiiine?
Even though you will probably kill us all.
(I don't really mind)
Oh Ungolly!
Have you heard what they say about armadillos?
It is all true.
Wink wink nudge nudge.
Oh Ungolly!
Even though the spider thing is kind of freaky...
I STILL LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
*hops off the stool and bows to a cringing audience*
Thankyou, thankyou very much!
I'll be here all week!
(OOC: The author would just like to apologize for his inability to write songs. Thank you)
Hey boys and girls!
Something special is going on. But to explain for all you little 'uns, this is an old story. As old as time itself. Uh, not the legend type. More metaphorical. A sort of 'this happens all the time' kind of thing.
But let's get down to the nitty gritty.
When an armadillo loves a woman very much, he sometimes gets...urges. After a taco these usually pass but he feels the urge to follow up on all of it. So he goes out, gets himself a guitar, and writes this little song for you.
SALMAR! LIGHTS!
Ahem.
*sits on a stool in the middle of the stage, guitar in hand*
Oh Ungolly!
You are the one for me.
Despite the fact you placed a bucket over my head and claimed to want to make me into gloves.
I am sure that just means you love me!
Oh Ungolly!
You are evil and I am not.
You are very hot.
I think I may be a rodent of some kind.
Oh Ungolly!
Will you be miiiiiiiiiine?
Even though you will probably kill us all.
(I don't really mind)
Oh Ungolly!
Have you heard what they say about armadillos?
It is all true.
Wink wink nudge nudge.
Oh Ungolly!
Even though the spider thing is kind of freaky...
I STILL LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
*hops off the stool and bows to a cringing audience*
Thankyou, thankyou very much!
I'll be here all week!
(OOC: The author would just like to apologize for his inability to write songs. Thank you)