Self Rec Saturday - Experiment Ninety Nine
Yes, okay, I know it's Sunday, but what can I say ... I forgot!
Now, in all their long years of hunting, the winchesters have never tangled with aliens, and I think that is a sad, sad oversight. So on a couple of occasions, I have attempted to redress that state of affairs, and this little drabble was one such attempt ...
EXPERIMENT NINETY NINE
Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Sci Fi
Characters: Dean Winchester/OFC
Spoilers/warnings: Outside POV
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and the following 100 words demonstrates clearly why this is a good thing.
When Dean went to bed last night, he didn't expect to wake up lying strapped naked to an examination table in an alien spacecraft hovering in orbit over the western quadrant of the Planet Zogg …
INTERGALACTIC RESEARCH VESSEL ZZZ-1701-Z
CAPTAIN'S LOG.
STARDATE TWELVE MILLION AND FOUR.
xxxxx
Following the plague that exterminated the entire male population of Zogg, our search for suitable breeding partners from other worlds continues.
Experiment Ninety Nine was a strong, physically attractive, healthy earthling male.
Attempts to secure co-operation from the subject by adopting the appearance of beautiful earthling females highlighted serious flaws in our research as it seems earthling females do not, in fact, have five breasts. The subject, although startled by this, was not heard to complain.
Experiment Ninety Nine was extraordinarily successful; the biggest bang since, well …
Extinction averted; Zogg's future is assured.
xxxxx
end
Now, in all their long years of hunting, the winchesters have never tangled with aliens, and I think that is a sad, sad oversight. So on a couple of occasions, I have attempted to redress that state of affairs, and this little drabble was one such attempt ...
EXPERIMENT NINETY NINE
Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Sci Fi
Characters: Dean Winchester/OFC
Spoilers/warnings: Outside POV
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and the following 100 words demonstrates clearly why this is a good thing.
When Dean went to bed last night, he didn't expect to wake up lying strapped naked to an examination table in an alien spacecraft hovering in orbit over the western quadrant of the Planet Zogg …
INTERGALACTIC RESEARCH VESSEL ZZZ-1701-Z
CAPTAIN'S LOG.
STARDATE TWELVE MILLION AND FOUR.
xxxxx
Following the plague that exterminated the entire male population of Zogg, our search for suitable breeding partners from other worlds continues.
Experiment Ninety Nine was a strong, physically attractive, healthy earthling male.
Attempts to secure co-operation from the subject by adopting the appearance of beautiful earthling females highlighted serious flaws in our research as it seems earthling females do not, in fact, have five breasts. The subject, although startled by this, was not heard to complain.
Experiment Ninety Nine was extraordinarily successful; the biggest bang since, well …
Extinction averted; Zogg's future is assured.
xxxxx
end