Fic for reddorozette (1/5)

[producer_kun]

Title: Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow {1/5}
Written for: reddorozette
Pairing: pikame (& a bit of ryokame)
Words: 36 427
Rating: PG-15? (somewhere between PG-13 and R)
Notes: thank you very much to my beta!!!!! <3333
Summary: From the first moment that he met Kamenashi Kazuya, Yamashita Tomohisa knew, just knew, that somehow, he had done something horrible to the

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[reddorozette]

Yamapi whipped back around to look at Kamenashi so quickly that he fell out of his seat. He was on the ground, staring up at Kamenashi with wide eyes.

LAUGH. YAMAPI IS SUCH A CUTE DARLING ;---;

“You seem strangely capable of taking up space for someone who’s dead.” Kamenashi commented in an idle tone as he walked toward his room.

KAMENASHI THE BITCH. This Kame has totally stolen my heart, seriously. I love bitchy Kame. I LOVE WITTY KAME.

Kamenashi Kazuya, the harbinger of embarrassment

AHAHAHHAAH.

Kamenashi seemed content with pretending that Yamapi wasn’t hovering stalker-ish-ly close to him, and with a flippant air, turned a page in his magazine.

YAMAPI THE WEIRD STALKER WITH THE MOST ADORABLE QUIRKS EVER.

Yamapi cleared his throat.

Kamenashi didn’t look up.

Yamapi cleared his throat louder.

Kamenashi turned another page.

Yamapi cleared his throat like he had a hairball stuck inside it.

Kamenashi looked up, an amused smirk on his lips, his eyes flicking over Yamapi.

*INSERT INSANE LAUGHTER HERE*

“Perhaps I should have gone with a blue paper. They say blue sticks in your memory. Apparently almost illegally bright pink doesn’t work for you.” Kamenashi commented, not looking up from his magazine, but Yamapi did not miss that twitch of his lips that indicated a goddamn smirk.

'Illegally bright pink' is my new favourite three-word combination, just sayin'. Kame being a smartass ♥

Yamapi caught the words ‘diamond’ and ‘pitch’ before he realized that his obsessive staring was getting the attention of both Kamenashi and Kamenashi’s friend. They were both staring at him with that patented ‘what the hell?’ look of Kamenashi.

Yamapi, dear, stop being just a stalker... or actually, don't because I love you.

Oh my god, it’s spreading. One by one. It’s like world domination, starting with our classroom!

DYINGGGGG.

“Is that why you act like such a freak sometimes?”

*insert more insane laughter here*

They stared at each other for a while, neither of them saying a word, while Yamapi tried to ignore the fact that his throat was burning from his own screams, and that Kamenashi was shirtless and staring at him with a raised eyebrow.

Shirtless Kamenashi = I start laughing/giggling hysterically and can't stop and actually concentrate on what I'm reading, so I have to repeat the paragraph around ten times.

Why did Kamenashi just cover up for him?

Why indeed, Yamapi.

“He pissed me off.” Kamenashi answered, eyes glittering as he did, “People like him, who use normal like it’s a weapon, like they’re better.”

THIS I EVEN QUOTED ON TWITTER. I love this, seriously, it's perfect. And obviously me and Kame share the same thoughts.

What else so far? Kame and baseball, needless to say, amazing. Yamapi being such an adorable weirdo, awesome. I'm really curious about the dreams. Hmm.

Moving on to next chapter...

[songkissed]

FINALLY ABLE TO REPLY TO YOUR COMMENTS ♥

I was seriously dying inside, lamenting over the fact that you left such awesome comments but I couldn't say anything to them!! DDDX they were seriously awesome though; I love long comments and the ones you left ---> total love for me to read <3 thanks ♥

lol, wow, you even quoted it on twitter XDD I'm pleased and flattered <333 and I'm glad to see you enjoyed stalker!yamapi haha XDD and lol, I really did try to incorporate all the genres you said you liked XDD this was obviously the humour stage lol, so all the laughing you did here = ♥ to me XDDD

and I am totally going to reply to every comment you left, i swear; I had so much fun reading them, that I will totally enjoy every minute of replying to them :DDDD

edited because I'm apparently an idiot and adjectives that I think in my head apparently don't end up actually being written XDDD