I used to be funny. (AKA: Shamless self-promotion)
Long before I heard of LJ, I used to have a website. This is back when the internet was just a group of people writing in notebooks, and attaching them to helium filled balloons. Well, maybe not so long ago... anyway, to my point (point?). I used to have a website, and very little good ever came from it (and I still got 5001 hits, "booya"). One of it's shining moments was a page that contained every " 'Deep Thoughts' By Jack Handy" ever made, which I highly suggest looking at here: http://www.angelfire.com/journal/menacingcomments/deep.html
It also contained this little gem... a conversation I had with a friend of mine. A "sort-of" conversation. I was really bored, and decided to mess with this person. I think you should read it, it's the funniest thing I've done to date, and I fear it's all down hill from here. Might as well witness the glory days. Read that guy here: http://www.angelfire.com/journal/menacingcomments/halfie.html
It also contained this little gem... a conversation I had with a friend of mine. A "sort-of" conversation. I was really bored, and decided to mess with this person. I think you should read it, it's the funniest thing I've done to date, and I fear it's all down hill from here. Might as well witness the glory days. Read that guy here: http://www.angelfire.com/journal/menacingcomments/halfie.html