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These are some of the STUPIDEST laws ever....
California Crazy Law
· Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
· Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
· Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
· Bathhouses are against the law.
· In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
· No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
· Women may not drive in a house coat.
· It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. · Baldwin Park
· Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. · Belvedere
· City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." · Blythe
· You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. · Burlingame
· It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Carmel
· Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. · Chico
· Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine · Hollywood
· It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. · Lompoc
· It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. · Long Beach
· It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
· Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. · Los Angeles
· Toads may not be licked.
· You may not hunt moths under a street light.
· It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
· You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
· Zoot suits are prohibited.
· It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
· It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. · Ontario
· Roosters may not crow in the city limits. · Pacific Grove
· Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. · Pasadena
· It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. · Prunedale
· Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. · Redlands
· Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. · Riverside
· One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
San Diego
· The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
· It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
San Francisco
· Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
· Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
· It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
· It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
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