[JUNE 16TH - MONDAY - MORNING]

[amieranger]

[there's a little boy in front of Gekkoukan High School hey he skipped school with two small box full of... panties! There's a piece of paper on top of both of the box; one says "Takeba Yukari's panties: 5,000 yen per piece" the other says "Aigis' panties: 3,800 yen per piece"]

It's high quality..!

Comments

[incogneatoly]

*He's skipping school too but SSSSHHH!*

...Baka-deli, you know you're gonna be in trouble right?

[amieranger]

[hands him one of the box!]

Not if I say you forced me to. What a bully.

[incogneatoly]

*throws it behind him and leaving a huge mess!*

But everyone knows I'm a moron and you're a money-faced kid. So.

[amieranger]

..!!
How could you!? My panties..!

[and tries to get them back >:\]

[incogneatoly]

*watches*

You obviously don't know Life Lesson Number One.

[amieranger]

By all means, please, enlighten me.

[incogneatoly]

"Women are really scary when angered!"

And the girl's whose names are on the boxes are gonna be really angry with you.

[amieranger]

They're not girls, they're crossdresser.

[incogneatoly]

Nope! I've met them and they're real girls. And one is awesome.

Nii-chan says one of them is really popular, too.

[amieranger]

It's the one whose panties are 5,000 yen.

Whatever anyway, it's not really their panties.

[incogneatoly]

...You're still gonna piss them off, you know.

[amieranger]

Who cares.

[incogneatoly]

'Cuase if they're anything like my mum they'd kick your ass.

[amieranger]

I don't care.

[incogneatoly]

Me and Tardo will burn hell money at your funeral, then~

[amieranger]

Make it something epic.