[JUNE 16TH - MONDAY - MORNING]

[amieranger]

[there's a little boy in front of Gekkoukan High School hey he skipped school with two small box full of... panties! There's a piece of paper on top of both of the box; one says "Takeba Yukari's panties: 5,000 yen per piece" the other says "Aigis' panties: 3,800 yen per piece"]

It's high quality..!

Comments

[tritoneia]

...

...Those are not mine.

[amieranger]

People don't need to know that.

[tritoneia]

False advertisement is illegal, Amie-san.

[amieranger]

No, it's the way smart people makes money.

[tritoneia]

I can report you to the police, Amie-san.

[amieranger]

I'm twelve, I doubt they'll do anything more than scold me.

[tritoneia]

Well.

I will have to deal with this false advertisement myself, then.

[Suddenly, TAKING BOX OF PANTIES]

[amieranger]

[and see Delaine trying to take them back]

YOU STUPID ANDROID, DON'T YOU DARE RUIN MY BUSINESS!

[tritoneia]

[a twelve-year-old can't overpower an android, sorry Delaine.]

Business lies are against my moral programming.

[amieranger]

Then make someone rewrite it!

[tritoneia]

Amie-san, do I have to restrain you?

[amieranger]

Give those panties back! They're not even yours, why do you care?!

[tritoneia]

You are saying they are, and making money off of it.

It is a citizen's moral duty to stop such illegality. And I am assigned to Iwatodai.

[amieranger]

...Fine. I'll put an auction saying you're giving your body.

[tritoneia]

...Amie-san, I would have no qualms with opening fire in your direction if that were to happen.

[amieranger]

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