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xirysa:
amielleon: Hark, Romeo, for the tale I am wont to tell,
of a creature uncanny, half flytrap, half woman:
Ilyana is her name.
She seeks to devour with the width of her maw
Soren, in possession of lamb-shank, looking so small,
riding atop a creature, a happy narwhal.
writerawakened:
wet_noodles: By some inexplicable force of nature, Ilyana has merged with a giant, carnivorous plant. She demands sustenance and will stop at nothing until all has been consumed. Already, the shoreline on which she resides has been reduced to a barren wasteland.
But fear not! From the depths of the ocean emerges a chronically contrary sage and his trusty steed, Nelly the Excitable Narwhal! Soren announces his intentions with a flourish of the arms-- to slay the foul villain with his FRESH MEAT-- he lamb-blasts the beast; that is, he quite literally launches a brown sheep in her direction.
raphiael:
The HAIKU ROUND
(warning for childbirth)
wet_noodles:
raphiael:
Sain bears Kent's child, to
Lyn's dismay. On the side, Mark,
forever alone.
writerawakened:
xirysa: Caelin Hospital:
Sain bears, perhaps, Mark's fair son--
Kent trolls, Lyn "what-the-fuck"s.
amielleon:
