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[amicablespirit]

I've been really considering getting a pet for quite a while now, friends~ They're such great companions and there are so many to choose from! Well, a friend from work has a cat that recently had kittens and she promised me that I could have one, so guess what I got today~?

A kittenHis name is Mr. Bingley and he is absolutely perfect and adorable

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[erosoteric]

I like kittens. No. I'm being totally fucking serious.

[amicablespirit]

Well then, you're more than welcome to come over and visit him anytime you'd like! He's an absolute doll. ♥

[erosoteric]

I hear kittens are very therapeutic. Let's get one for Horcus.

[amicablespirit]

I think so. A little bundle of joy, something to cuddle when you're feeling down, to brighten up your day~

[erosoteric]

See, I like to cuddle Psyche. Though she's not totally down with that, like, all the time? Maybe I should get a kitten. Maybe I should get Psyche a kitten.

[amicablespirit]

I can see if my friend still has one that isn't spoken for! She did earlier this afternoon~ There were boy and girl kittens, all different colors too!

1/3

[erosoteric]

Oh! Well, that'd be cool. Ooh, ooh. You should see if there's a boy kitten.

2/3

[erosoteric]

We can call it Mr Darcy!

3/3 ... and now he gets paranoid about his reputation X)

[erosoteric]

Wait. I know what you're all fucking thinking. I can read, you know. I have fucking read Pride and Prejudice. WHAT? I'M NOT A WOMAN EITHER. FUCKING HELL, PEOPLE.

REAL MEN READ AUSTEN. Trufax.

[amicablespirit]

I'll definitely ask my friend and let you know very soon! Mr. Darcy would be a lovely name, our kittens will certainly be the best of friends~

Oh, and it's a classic, everyone should read it! Besides, you are you! Such a romantic and lovely book should be in your library, I would think! ♥

WORD. ♡

[erosoteric]

Mr Darcy might be a bit of an uptight arse at times. He'll turn out good in the end, though.

I like you! Totally gonna keep you around, you say good things. I read Wuthering Heights last week. It's full of crazy motherfuckers. I liked it!

WH is such a disturbing book, IDEK XD

[amicablespirit]

Very good~ ♥

Aww, I like you too, Eros! I'll be around to say nice things whenever you like. Oh my, Wuthering Heights is such a sad tale, but I definitely see the romance.

INORITE? Heathcliff is totes Eros' idol. X)

[erosoteric]

That's awesome. I like making new friends! I don't know what to read next, though. There's, like, hundreds of years of fucking novels to get through and I don't think I'll be any fucking closer to understanding modern-day mortals.

Then I shall pray for Psyche. alskdjf JK

[amicablespirit]

Oh, there are lots of lists of 'classics' that include works of and like those by Austen and the Bronte sisters you can find on Google! I don't always have a lot of time to read, but I've got a little collection of books that I'd love to lend to you if you want them!

Let's all be grateful he hasn't read Twilight. X)

[erosoteric]

Thanks a million. You're a real fucking doll, y'know?

Oh sweet Jesus, SERIOUSLY. XD

[amicablespirit]

Absolutely, hon, anytime~