[Warehouse 13: Drabble] "Velvet Undercover" [Myka/H.G., G]
Title: Velvet Undercover
Prompt: writerverse challenge #11 weekly quick fic #4, prompts “Blue Velvet” (by Bobby Vinton) & “Never tell me the odds” (Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back)
Bonus: fandom
Word Count: 221
Rating: G
Original/Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: Myka Berring/Helena Wells
Summary: “I just couldn’t help myself. That dress…”
Note(s): originally posted to the writerverse wv_library
Velvet Undercover
“Helena!” snapped Myka, and the hand that had been sliding down her hip retreated.
“Sorry,” the other woman said, not sounding sorry at all. “I just couldn’t help myself. That dress…”
“It was the only thing I could find on short notice,” Myka said. “Is it really that bad?”
“On the contrary, darling,” Helena assured her. “Blue is your color, and all that velvet just makes me want to pet you all over. More than usual, I mean.”
Myka blushed faintly, but she was smiling. “We don’t have time for that right now.”
“No, we do not,” agreed Claudia. Like Helena, she was wearing the black pants-white shirt-black tie outfit of serving staff everywhere - only Myka got to dress up as a guest. “Did you guys forget I was here?”
“No,” said Myka.
“Right…” the younger woman said. “Let’s just bag-and-tag, then you two can go find a closet to go make out in, okay?”
“We would never do that,” Myka protested.
“That’s right,” said Helena. “We have a room for that.”
“Right here!” said Claudia.
They all tensed as the door to the storage room opened, but it was only Jinks. “Hey,” he said. “How are we doing?”
Claudia snorted. “What are the odds we find our artifact before these two start going at it?”
Her partner grinned. “No bet.”
THE END
Current Mood:
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Prompt: writerverse challenge #11 weekly quick fic #4, prompts “Blue Velvet” (by Bobby Vinton) & “Never tell me the odds” (Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back)
Bonus: fandom
Word Count: 221
Rating: G
Original/Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: Myka Berring/Helena Wells
Summary: “I just couldn’t help myself. That dress…”
Note(s): originally posted to the writerverse wv_library
Velvet Undercover
“Helena!” snapped Myka, and the hand that had been sliding down her hip retreated.
“Sorry,” the other woman said, not sounding sorry at all. “I just couldn’t help myself. That dress…”
“It was the only thing I could find on short notice,” Myka said. “Is it really that bad?”
“On the contrary, darling,” Helena assured her. “Blue is your color, and all that velvet just makes me want to pet you all over. More than usual, I mean.”
Myka blushed faintly, but she was smiling. “We don’t have time for that right now.”
“No, we do not,” agreed Claudia. Like Helena, she was wearing the black pants-white shirt-black tie outfit of serving staff everywhere - only Myka got to dress up as a guest. “Did you guys forget I was here?”
“No,” said Myka.
“Right…” the younger woman said. “Let’s just bag-and-tag, then you two can go find a closet to go make out in, okay?”
“We would never do that,” Myka protested.
“That’s right,” said Helena. “We have a room for that.”
“Right here!” said Claudia.
They all tensed as the door to the storage room opened, but it was only Jinks. “Hey,” he said. “How are we doing?”
Claudia snorted. “What are the odds we find our artifact before these two start going at it?”
Her partner grinned. “No bet.”
THE END
Current Mood:
blah