Everything's going to be fine.
I just can't wait to spill out my rambling rants.
Today, in Chemistry I overheard some classmates talking about me. Now, I'm sensitive about what others say about me so I listened in while pretending to be in tune with some other friends in that class.
Boy 1: She's Asian. She's like either Chinese or Japanese. I don't know.
Boy 2: Naw, she's definitely Japanese 'cause of her last name. It's like "Kyo~" or "Ko~". Something like that.
(LOL. I appreciate the attempt on pronouncing my last name bud.)
Girl: I heard a rumor that she's from like, I don't know, Korea? Cambodia? Where's Cambodia anyways? In Africa?
(que in her rolling of the eyes)
Boy 2: It's in Asia! Duh!
Boy 1: Yeah, you know near Laos and Vietnam! Either way she's Asian.
(CHYEAH. ASIAN PRIDE YO!)
Girl: Yeah, but she (as in me, Ami) isn't a real Asian! She was born here!
(EXCUSE ME?!)
Boy 1: What the fuck? Are you dumb?!
Boy 2: Yeah, you're French and you're not a "real" French either! You were born here too!
Girl: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
(HAH, YOU JUST GOT PWNED, BITCH! ADMIT TO PWNAGE!)
And then they proceeded to talk about Italian spandexes which in my opinion are totally smex. This freshman in my Spanish class plans to wear a shiny bright spandex that is striped of Italy's flag tomorrow during swim. (LOL) But, yeah, I'm grateful to those two guys (who I know of since middle school and they're okay.) who stood up to me. (virtual hug love)
Anyways, when I came home, AIYA, my mom. . .
She was so nagging me about how "fat" I am - that I should "stop eating fat food" and "lose some weight" after eyeball-ing me when I took a SMALL slice of chocolate fudge cake (which was totally terrifically TASTIFULL - YAY FOR ALLITERATION!♥) when my jean size is a size 2 thank you very much!
Plus, I do watch what I eat but sometimes I take into my cravings once in a while and indulge a "fat food". Not only that, I drink lots of water every day now, and whenever I occasiaonally want to opt for a "sugar-y" drink, I drink juice - no, not soda, JUICE. I don't eat nor drink after 6 PM and I incorporate some good amount of exercise from school (weight room and MAD walking) and at home (much jumping, flailing, and booty shaking).
And besides, who is she one to talk?! Who's buying all those food? Those "fatty" options available for me?! "You are what you eat!" so she can berate herself for (in lack of better words) "fattening" me up with all the foods she pick and buy herself!
HAH.
And add in a double "HAH" to make it a "HAHA!" to those times today that she looked over my computer screen when I was just soompi-ing! Like, honestly woman, she commented after leaving to make sure the content I'm doing is safe with a "You so sneaky!" when it was the college part of the forum. Um, okay, what the hell does she think I'm looking at? PORNO?
Yeah, definitely porn, especially out in the open where my family is home. Uh huh.
She's totally losing it.
I apologize for the lack of posting this week been too busy slacking off. D:
(HECKS YEAH IT'S A PROFESSION!)
ANYWHO!! Today has been filled with it's funniness!
In Chemistry, me and one of my classmates were talking about college and stuff like that.
Me: So what do you think you want to be when you grow up?
Her: I don't know, I have two options to consider.
Me: Oh, I see. Well I don't know, but I really want to be a dietician!
Her: What's that?
Me: Well, like, you get to be in the hospital and.. uh.. like.. OKAY, It's where you help the fat people lose weight and the skinny people gain weight.
I don't mean no harm to anyone, I just couldn't explain it... very well. x_x;
Her: LOL. I should've known with the word 'diet' in it. LOL. So you want to help obese people lose weight and anorexic people gain weight? LOL. You have issues, LOL.
Me: LOL. I know! XD
Her: Hmm, maybe you can help me lose weight! I want to lose weight..!
Me: YAY! I can be like your dietician! :D
Two people down in my future patients list, WOOTS.
Lunch was spiffy by the ways even though I was bumped up a lunch earlier than my normal lunch 'cause of my teacher therefore missing the same lunch with Pretty Boy and a possible confession of the hearts but I'm okays with that REALLY. Yeah, S-P-I-F-F-E-H. I never knew one of my other friends gets tensed too whenever someone touches or hugs her! (FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS TOO YAY! *dances X3) We made a new list according to this rule though!
Acceptions to the No-Hugging-Or-Effing-Touching Rule:
(1) The guy is hot/cute/smexy/smexilicious.
(obviously)
(2) The guy is both hot/cute AND in a band.
(OMG, IT'S LIKE HITTING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE! YAAY! *dances X3)
HEE HEE.
History was a golden opportunity for mucho talks with McBeanie to make up for the loss of Pretty Boy-ness today.
I couldn't help but inwardly smile whenever he turned to look at me seeing as that he's diagonally right from me. (And honestly, I swear, that guy keeps looking my way no matter what every day in history -- and I SWEARS, just looking at ME for some few seconds!) Plus, to mask my inwards "GOOH!" mixed of "HEEHEE", he turned to me when I sat across (temporary seat switching for this group thing) -- by the way, I swear HE initiated it! -- and I guess he thought I was talking to him.
McBeanie: What? (turns and grins)
Me: My team beated your team. CHYEAH. >P
McBeanie: LOL. (gives me this smile that flashes "You're such an -cute- idiot XD")
Me: (smiles back)
Now, whenever people give me that kind of smile, they're ALWAYS thinking of that. Serrrrrriously 'cause I'm physcic and I know people's hidden motives. THAT'S SO AMI! And also they shake their heads and grin really wide. I always get that look and depending on your view on it, I get happy and inwardly swoon-y when I receive it. Don't know why, just do XD 'Cause deep down, I really like it.
OH, And two of my friends (guy + girl) and I have created this small circle of just us three. (We should totally name the circle.) We're seen like just us three and occasionally another guy friend of ours hanging out around in school. Especially the girl, Porn Star (don't ask long story LOL), and I have been closer. It's cool! :D
Tomorrow other friends of mine have created tomorrow, February 29, National Whore Day where you dress like a whore for a day (duh). But, I'm not going to join in with the whore-dress up because I'm not like that. Even just for pretending, it's too much flashing of the skin! >_<
So, yeah, hope this posts make up for my lack of posting-ness! :D
AMI, OUT!