To the driver of the Honda Element that almost hit me today on my way to work:
FUCK YOU! DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA THAT YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME DRIVING THAT FAST THROUGH A CONTROLLED CROSSWALK!? DO YOU KNOW THAT MY FAMILY WOULD HAVE SUED YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAD??? THAT IS, IF YOU DIDN'T DRIVE AWAY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE. BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL MESS UP AND ACTUALLY HURT OR KILL SOMEONE NEXT TIME, AND GET TO BE A MEDIA PARIAH FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE MORON.
*sighs* Yeah, just a tad pissed that some idiot behind the wheel of a speeding car cutting right in front of me in a crosswalk came out of no where and almost ruined my Friday. I just wish I hadn't been so exhausted, so then I could have caught up to them and gotten their license plate number.
Calling the cops would have been sweet and made me feel better, as ineffectual as it would have been. I just hope it was a mistake, and me screaming in surprise got them to wake up and realize they could kill someone by not checking to see if there are pedestrians walking where they want to go.
Some people's children. >_>