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I had to write this down so I wouldn't forget how ridiculous my family is. Folks, this is why I love them so much.
Pre story: At aunt lisa's wedding they had cornucopia thingys which my mother felt the need to put on her head and wear as if a horn.
Last night around the table playing cards:
Me: Mom what's that on your head... you growing a unicorn or something? (referring to the red mark by her nose)
Her: Yea its a capicola.
Aunt Pam: You mean a capricorn.
Aunt Lisa: You retards its a cornucopia.
seriously funniest shit ever.Its probably one of those "ya had to be there"s but oh well. I love them. Without them my life would be meaningless.
Pre story: At aunt lisa's wedding they had cornucopia thingys which my mother felt the need to put on her head and wear as if a horn.
Last night around the table playing cards:
Me: Mom what's that on your head... you growing a unicorn or something? (referring to the red mark by her nose)
Her: Yea its a capicola.
Aunt Pam: You mean a capricorn.
Aunt Lisa: You retards its a cornucopia.
seriously funniest shit ever.Its probably one of those "ya had to be there"s but oh well. I love them. Without them my life would be meaningless.