Fic ~ Five Reasons You Should NEVER Question The Food.

[amh1988]

And here’s a little something I whipped up earlier~ just a silly little fan fiction for entertainment purposes. No fluff, no pairings, just a little bit of fun. This is my answer to ayumi_kitty’s request, because I failed to give her 90% of what she wanted. Sorry honey, I did try but  the first draft ended up reading like a hard-to-follow recipe

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[ayumi_kitty]

I promised you that i'd drop by a comment here when my friends read this, right?

Well, this morning, instead of listening to the teacher during language class, my friend and i were busy trying to suppress our incessant giggling! XD

She told of this fic was absolutely hilarious, and that she ADORES Aiba in this! Also, my friend kept on re-enacting the scenes from this fic (especially Sho's bewildered lines!) it's a wonder that the teacher didn't scold us xD

All in all, she LOVED it~ (i think i should shot more of your crack fics and bring them to school xD)

[ayumi_kitty]

*typo: print, not shot >.>

wth, shooting your fics and bringing them to school xD

sometimes i really dislike writing messages using the phone text-prediction system, though the typos it makes are hilarious sometimes! >#

[amh1988]

Hhehehe
ROFL! XD

I'm really happy that you enjoyed this enough to share it with your freinds. (And that you remembered to let me know what she thought. I LOVE you for that; it brightened up my whole day.)

The only other crack fics I have so far are the 'Arashi Gospel' ones. But they're funn too, right? ^_^ I should write some more though, even though most of my Arashi crack energy is going towards the comic thing I'm doing right now. (Actually, I just posted one with Aiba working in a fast food joint because I liked the idea so much.)

I haven't really been writing much lately; I kind of hit a wall. But if you've got ideas (especially for crack) and you want to share, go right ahead. Humour always helps me overcome writers block anyway.

[ayumi_kitty]

OMG, Ami, you have read my mind. o.o

Before I clicked on the email, a random idea just popped up in my mind. And it was about crack!

How about a fic about Arashi going fishing (yup, and that includes Nino, because I'm DoS like that XD), maybe with slight Ohmiya/Sakuraiba? 8D Slight, coz y'know I'm gonna print this out and share it at school again xD I don't think my friend wants to read a high rating Sakuraiba, if you get me, and yet with me loving the Sakuraiba rabu wants some XD (I wonder if I'm making sense?)

AH! Arashi Gospel! How could I forget that!! *bricks self* I'd print it out for my own amusement and laugh during dull classes (my classmates are recently converted Arashi fangirls, they know nought of the Waking Up in Hawaii business :P)

Hehe, btw, mabo tofu in every single thing Aiba cooks-- cake AND fast food-- is AWESOME. 8D *lol*

[amh1988]

I have super human Powers of Crack when it comes to the Super Boys, yo! XD

Ah, that sounds like fun! And don't worry, I can never put 'serious' pairings in humour fics. I play it for the LOLZ. But of course, I make hints and references that only a dedcated shipper would get.

Hmmm. but what should they be fishig for???
Moby Dick?

Maybe not. I don't know the book well enough to parody it. Although, Finding Nemo comes to mind. ... Finding Nemo, Finding Nemo, Finding.... Nino?

Ah~ now that has prospects. ^_^

[ayumi_kitty]

First you made my brain imagine Arashi trying to catch a white whale, I started grinning there... but then! Finding Nino! Hahahahaha!!

8D

THAT'S gonna be uber awesome!!