Verse Two: Holy Scriptures

[amh1988]

This one took a little longer than I planned simply because Real Life butted in. It’s written a little differently from my previous Arashi Bible story, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. It is also punctuated with “Lessons” from Arashi themselves. (And one from Management…) I have also been working on a completely original Arashi Gospel (ie: not

Comments

[demonic_crayons]

First?

OMG. I read The first one and thought it couldnt get better.
It Did <3

LMAO. I Love you for writing this <333

[maibachan]

You just made my day! Thank you so much for writing this!!

'Enlightenment shall be granted to those who embrace the teachings of Arashi above all else.'

Amen.

[amh1988]

^_^ Thank you for reading and enjoying. I'm glad you liked it. I was a little worried that it wouldn't live up to the first one, so I'm glad you feel that way!

[mishiness]

Holy Crack, that was hilarious. My favorite part was, "He of the Ever Changing Hair was studying Scriptures Most Holy, of Fists and of North Stars. And the Virgin Mother did approve His devotion as He sought Brother Sadisms counsel, and reverently He did quote the Sacred Atatatata."

^__^

[amh1988]

You know, I wasn't sure exactly what genre to lable these stories, but you may have just solved my problem. Holy Crack it is! The Sacred Atatatata also works really well as a mantra when mediating, or as a ward against pain when you stub your toe. ;p

[legsinthepond]

Awesomeness. Seriously. This one was a little harder to figure out (yes, I just realised that I skipped the part where you told us where it was from), but yea, I got there. I like trying to work it out. Favourites have got to be "He of Questionable Taste" and "He of the Decorative Muscles".

I think I have found my bible. This is brilliant. The Ohmiya-ite bible. Amen.

[amh1988]

I never thought about the possibility of readers wanting to play along and guess where the 'story' if from. That's kind of cool. Maybe I should 'spoiler hide' the part where I say which vid in future fics. =)

Thank you for reading, and taking the time to comment!

[musosuru]

lol, i decided not to read the disclaimer and i laughed so hard, figuring out that it was when Ohmiya were of-so-close in Sendai XD

loved it~! <3

btw, is it hard to write in this style? There are a lot of words and grammatical know-hows that are harder to grasp when writing and it's impressive to see how much you've written, and are planning to write, in such a style.

[amh1988]

Heheh, I'm glad you enjoyed it

[musosuru]

your long comment is fine XD i enjoyed learning about the method behind it ^^ *chuckle* glorified bullet points *snort* for some reason i found this phrase funny XD

you seem to have a good grasp of this method though ^_____^ plus, it's incredibly enjoyable to read your work XD so its not a problem to comment, more like, try to stop me? XD

[minari_konoko]

LMAO thank you so much for writing this!

"..the formation of a particular sect within Arashianism: The Ohmiya-ites: Dedicating their lives to the exclusive worship of Cardinal Passive and His Sharp-Tongued Wife."

I am very much an Ohmiya-ite :)

My fave part was probably -
"as reward for His efforts, Cardinal Passive did display a measure of Heavens Bounty. And He did appear unto the people without pants and did allow them to see His Legs of Short But Sexy Magnificence."

Pure awesome!
Thank you so much for writing this!

[amh1988]

The Ohmiya-ites are prehaps the largest subsect of Arashianism, and one of the coolest! 8D

Ohmos legs may not have the same reputation as Sakurai, but they are still nicer than any (mortal) man has a right to dammit. It makes girls look bad.

And thank you for reading and commenting!