Merry Men: Episode 4

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[American Idol/BSB/N'sync/Supernatural RPS] [David Archuleta/David Cook; David Cook/Several Others] [PG]

This one goes out to rajkumari905, who very generously bid on me in the help_japan auction. I promised her Archie on a motorcycle, and it turned into the perfect activity for the next chapter of bachelor verse (IT HAS BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE THE LAST UPDATE, GOOD GOD,

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[rajkumari905]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[rajkumari905]

I AM STARTING TO DISLIKE MICHAEL JOHNS QUITE A LOT, NGL. MYSTERIOUSLY SMUG, MY [CENSORED].

[rajkumari905]

oh my god the edit is my favorite.

[rajkumari905]

ahahaha SKINNY DIPPING. POOR ARCHIE. I CAN JUST SEE HIM TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT ANYONE.

[rajkumari905]

Who knew dirt and wheels weren't my thing? (I knew.)
MOJITO IS MY FAVORITE TV RECAPPER IN LIFE.

(while the rest of them presumably go back to trying to set themselves on fire).
AHAHAHAHA.

Suddenly Chekizie tipping his bike over at the start line is the most hilarious thing on the show.
sdkjaldfj LOL. BEST MENTAL IMAGE EVER.

Archie (looking surprisingly edible in his biking gear, rawr) lags behind as he attempts to help Jared keep his balance.
alksdjflksdjfs *CHOKES*

LOOKING SURPRISINGLY EDIBLE IN HIS BIKING GEAR, LOL FOREVER MOJITO. (also, unffffffffffff)

AND HIM HELPING JARED, OH HONEYYYYYYYYYY.

[Edited: Came back while (relatively) sober and thought about removing my cougar comment re: Archie in his biking gear. Cued up the ep again to prove it was the alcohol talking and realized--nope, not so much. Leaving it in.]
FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE. AHAHAHAHA.

Another life lesson, kids: do not put oversized puppies on motorcycles.
BECAUSE THEY WILL LOOK SURPRISINGLY EDIBLE? :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Chikizie appears out of nowhere

[rajkumari905]

Sheila wakes me up again just in time for me to see Chris push Archie (fully clothed) into the pool and jump in after him. I yell at her for failing in quality control.
hahahahaha SHEILA. CAN I JUST. NATALIE I HAVE A YOUTUBE VIDEO TO SHOW YOU ABOUT WHY THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IN LIFE.

ABC makes up for it with David H. giving Jensen a lapdance in the pool. Judging from his (and Jared's) face, I am more excited about this than they are.
J2222222222222222. ALSO LOL, THEY ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS.

(For those of you invested in the Bachelor's emotional journey, you'll be pleased to hear that him and Michael Johns share a long, face-melting kiss, and then several shorter sweeter ones, during their ride back to the house. Michael Johns is also offered a rose. Which he accepts.)
DISLIKE. DISLIKE. THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THAT (MYSTERIOUSLY SMUG) MICHAEL JOHNS THAT I SEVERELY DISLIKE. PROBABLY THAT HE WAS MYSTERIOUSLY SMUG THAT ONE TIME AND NOW HE'S MAKING OUT WITH THE BACHELOR. LOSERFACE.

He is so unprintably boring that, out of

[rajkumari905]

oh my gosh I LOVE THIS VERSE SO MUCH :D :D :D

[rajkumari905]

ALSO, YOUTUBE VIDEO AS PROMISED.



I REALIZE PARTS OF THIS ARE IN HINDI, BUT A LOT OF IT IS IN ENGLISH, INCLUDING THE IMPORTANT PART. THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING OF EVERY SINGLE TIME SHEILA WAS MENTIONED. ONLY IT WAS LIKE, A BOOB SINGING THIS SONG. OR SOMETHING IDEK.

[rajkumari905]

BEAMBEAMBEAM THIS MADE MY DAY NATALIE. <3

[epicflailer]

YOU MAKE MY DAY PRI~

I WILL TRY TO MAKE DAVID LESS OF A STUPIDHEAD IN THE NEXT ONE, BUT YOU KNOW HOW PC HE IS. IT WILL BE DIFFICULT.

[epicflailer]

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THIS IS SHEILA'S NEW THEME SONG I AM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE. I AM GOING TO HAVE THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY NOW.

[asweetdownfall]

THIS COMMENT = A+.

YOU = A++++.

Es todo.

/will stop being a creeper now

[pixiebeanz]

HAHAHA YES.

[epicflailer]

YOUR EDIT IS MY FAVOURITE