The Life Of A Student
[Gen] [Students, Francis Yap] [PG-13 for tons of cursing and crudeness]
The Life Of A Student
Author's Note: All I can say is that I hope you enjoy this piece, 'cause hell, I know I had tons of fun writing it.
“Okay class. I am Mr. Yap, your new teacher.”
“He looks like Fozzie, that Muppet thingy.”
“More like an alien.”
“Don’t insult those poor things!”
“Good point.”
…
“Class, if you don’t want me to get angry, keep quiet.”
“Lamer.”
“I’m sorry, having a kindergarten teacher makes me feel four again.”
…
“I have a child.”
“Did you hear that?!” He’s married!”
“Oh my god! You mean he’s not a virgin?!”
“I bet his wife was forced into it!”
“Poor, traumatized woman.”
…
“I think his pants are ten sizes too small.”
“What the hell are you doing looking down there?!”
“Wondering if his dick is longer than my middle finger.”
*Snickering*
…
“Class! Keep quiet!”
“Ooh, the moron is trying to be scary.”
“Heh. Not working.”
“He makes me think of Monsters Inc.”
“Can you *stop* insulting the cuter fuzz balls in life?”
“Why doesn’t he shut up?”
“Does he actually think he’s funny?”
“Oh, fuck him.”
“Don’t think you’d wanna do that.”
“Eew!”
“You see?”
…
“Class! Shhh!”
“Yock! I think that’s his saliva!”
“Where?! WHERE, dammit!?”
“On the bloody table!”
“Where’s the disinfectant? Hurry, hurry!”
“Why am I even in this class?”
…
“Stupid fucker smirked at me! Can you believe that bastard?”
“Watch the language.”
“Fuck you, too. Wait till he picks on *you*.”
*a while later…*
“Oh, fucker!”
“Ha! See?”
“Fuck.”
“We need a song. Something to curse him.”
“Hmm… Francis Yap, fucking sucks.”
“Stupid prick with a tiny dick.”
“You *SAW*?”
“Fuck off.”
*Much later…*
“Was it just me, or was that Francis Yap running out of 3/9, bawling his eyes out?”
Faint voices can be heard singing in the background. “Francis Yap, fucking sucks. Stupid prick with a tiny dick. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Broke his neck after he fell, died and went to fucking hell. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Will he RIP? No, no, no…I rest my case.”
-fin-
The Life Of A Student
Author's Note: All I can say is that I hope you enjoy this piece, 'cause hell, I know I had tons of fun writing it.
“Okay class. I am Mr. Yap, your new teacher.”
“He looks like Fozzie, that Muppet thingy.”
“More like an alien.”
“Don’t insult those poor things!”
“Good point.”
…
“Class, if you don’t want me to get angry, keep quiet.”
“Lamer.”
“I’m sorry, having a kindergarten teacher makes me feel four again.”
…
“I have a child.”
“Did you hear that?!” He’s married!”
“Oh my god! You mean he’s not a virgin?!”
“I bet his wife was forced into it!”
“Poor, traumatized woman.”
…
“I think his pants are ten sizes too small.”
“What the hell are you doing looking down there?!”
“Wondering if his dick is longer than my middle finger.”
*Snickering*
…
“Class! Keep quiet!”
“Ooh, the moron is trying to be scary.”
“Heh. Not working.”
“He makes me think of Monsters Inc.”
“Can you *stop* insulting the cuter fuzz balls in life?”
“Why doesn’t he shut up?”
“Does he actually think he’s funny?”
“Oh, fuck him.”
“Don’t think you’d wanna do that.”
“Eew!”
“You see?”
…
“Class! Shhh!”
“Yock! I think that’s his saliva!”
“Where?! WHERE, dammit!?”
“On the bloody table!”
“Where’s the disinfectant? Hurry, hurry!”
“Why am I even in this class?”
…
“Stupid fucker smirked at me! Can you believe that bastard?”
“Watch the language.”
“Fuck you, too. Wait till he picks on *you*.”
*a while later…*
“Oh, fucker!”
“Ha! See?”
“Fuck.”
“We need a song. Something to curse him.”
“Hmm… Francis Yap, fucking sucks.”
“Stupid prick with a tiny dick.”
“You *SAW*?”
“Fuck off.”
*Much later…*
“Was it just me, or was that Francis Yap running out of 3/9, bawling his eyes out?”
Faint voices can be heard singing in the background. “Francis Yap, fucking sucks. Stupid prick with a tiny dick. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Broke his neck after he fell, died and went to fucking hell. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Will he RIP? No, no, no…I rest my case.”
-fin-