Long-ass survey
Chapter one: the basics
Initials: ARM
Middle name: Renee
Nickname(s): Ash, pygmy queen
Nationality(ies): German, Irish
Sex: Female
Date of birth: 11/25/84
Star sign: sagittarius
Place of birth: Albuquerque,NM
Current location: Evansville,IN
Height: 5'2"
Weight: none of your goddamn business
Hair length: very short
Hair color: black
Eye color: brown
Skin tone: pale
Piercings: ears and eyebrow
Tattoos: none yet-soon hopefully
Scars and birthmarks: a birthmark on my right hand-puncture scar on the left side of my neck
Chapter 2: The Background
Mother's name: Gina
Mother's occupation: drunken housewife
Mother's hometown: Evansville, IN
Father's name: Steve
Father's occupation: ALCOA
Father's hometown: Rockport, IN
Do you live with your parents? No
Do you get along with your parents? for the most part, yes
Are you parents married/separated/divorced? Divorced since '93
Do you have any siblings? two stepbrothers, a stepsister, and a half sister
What pets do you have? a parakeet and a gerbil
Did you grow up in a different place then where you are now? i grew up in both hatfield and evansville
Where did you spend your summers as a child? everywhere
What was the name of your elementary school? Luce Elementary/Highland Elementary
Who were your best friends in elementary school? Patricia Winkler, Christy Sosh (Luce) Brittany..can't remember her last name, and Megan..Shotwell (Highland)
Who was your favorite teacher in elementary school? Mrs. Meyer and Mrs. Keith(Luce)
What was your best memory from elementary school? Recess
Worst memory? It's all a big blur
What was the name of your junior high? Thompkins Middle School/Evans Middle School
Who were your best friends? Lindsay Castleman (Thompkins) and Brad Park (Evans)
Who was your favorite teacher? they were all assholes
What was your best memory? none
Worst memory? getting called a dyke by everyone and having to change schools(to Evans)
What was the name of your high school? South Spencer High School
Who were your best friends? Emma, Keve, Steph, Cassie, Birchler, Jeremy, Nick, Tyler, Dave, Cindy, Caleb, Chris
Who was your favorite teacher? Frau Meyer, of course
What was your best memory? i dunno, there were a lot of good times
Worst memory? lot of bad times too..probably getting suspended (trust me, you don't want to know why)
Out of elementary, junior high, or high school, which did you like best? i hated all of them. i think elementary and high school were the best, in that order. i wish i could just forget middle school entirely.
Did you ever go to the same school as your siblings? Nope. didn't have any siblings till i was about 12.
Did you ever go to the same school as your parents? Yeah, my dad went to South Spencer
Chapter 3: The Favorites
city: I dunno, I love Evansville, its my home. I love Albuquerque. I wanna go to New York and San Fransisco , and many others not in the U.S.
vacation spot: would love to go to ROME
sport: none, i hate sports
food: mexican food, italian food, chinese food (in that order)
dessert: cheesecake, brownies, anything yummy like that
drink: i drink a lot of water and milk. my fav softdrinks are Cherry Coke and Dr. Pepper (not in that order) oh, and Jones Soda-Fufuberry
alcoholic drink: Amaretto Sours
place to eat: Los Bravos and Olive Garden
ice cream flavor: Just about anything ben and jerry make. anything with chocolate.
season: Fall
holiday: Halloween
clothing brand: i don't shop by brand, i shop by what's cheapest and looks good.
make up brand: i don't wear makeup
shampoo/conditioner: I switch a lot.
supermodel: wtf? i dunno.
actor: Alan Cumming
actress: Angelina Jolie
athlete: None
athletic team: none-i hate sports, remember?
old nickelodeon show: salute your shorts, Are you afraid of the Dark?
number: i dunno, 3
color: red, more specifically, Merlot
word: fuck
phrase: wtf
magazine: girlfriends, curve, bitch
language: English, Spanish, German, French, Latin. Quiz me, bitches.
country: i've been to Mexico, that was pretty kool. i want to go to Europe though.
flower: bleeding hearts
girls name: Moira, Morgaine
boys name: Lucien
Chatper 4: This or That
lefty/righty: righty
rock/country: rock
diamonds/pearls: diamonds
blondes/brunettes: brunettes
new york/montana: NY
usa/canada: USA because Canada is too cold
gold/silver: silver
hummer limo/stretch: ?
gatorade/powerade: Gatorade... as long as you know the Holiday World gatorade retrieval trick
diet coke/regular: regular
chicken fingers/chicken nuggets: fingers
mcdonalds/burger king: Mcdonalds
subway/taco bell: both
gravol/pepto bismol: what the hell is gravol?
plane/train: never been on either
skiing/snowboarding: never done either
cliff diving/shark diving: never done either
east coast/west coast: i dunno, both are good, i'm too used to living in the middle
marissa/summer: who?
Bush/Kerry: Kerry... He wasn't the best choice though. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SCREAM, DEAN?!
Britney/Christina: Christina can sing, but damn, Britney is like a train wreck and you just can't fucking look away.
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: Lindsay Lohan
The OC/Laguna Beach: Fuck both of them
Flintstones/Jetsons: Flintstones
Full House/Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: both
Growing Pains/Boy Meets World: boy meets world
Brady Bunch/Partridge Family: Brady Bunch
peanut butter/jelly: Peanut butter
creamy/crunchy: crunchy
red rover/capture the flag: Red Rover. More stupid kids that I didn't like got hurt that way.
mother may i/simon says: Simon Says
lake/pool: pool. i have a terrible fear of water i can't see the bottom of.
snow day/spring day: spring
chihuahua/bernese mountain dog: chihuahua
London/Paris: London
shower/bath: shower
love/money: love
Nike/Adidas: adidas-all day i dream about sex :-D
peanuts/crackerjacks: peanuts
fruity pebbles/cocoa puffs: fruity pebbles
Target/WalMart: Target
AIM/MSN: AIM
Blahnik/Birkenstock: well, i've never heard of Blahnik. and in the traditional lesbian style-birkenstock.
Chanel/Louis Vuitton: um, don't give a shit
city mouse/country mouse: eh?
winter olympics/summer olympics: don't care
NCAA/pros: don't give a shit
apples/bananas: bananas
color/colour: Color
Chapter 5: Do You...
Sing in the shower? not really
Write memos on your hand? yes
Call people back? if I remember
Have your driver's license? yes
Believe in love? yes
Knock on wood? yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? usually more on the left
Speak another language? yes, Spanish fluently. german pretty well. a little bit of french
Have citizenship to more than one country? no
Think you're attractive? sometimes.
Wear glasses or contacts? glasses
Have any weird pet peeves? bad grammar
Have any weird hobbies? not really
Chapter 6: Have You Ever ...
Gone skinny dipping? no
Worn braces? no
Smoked a cigarette? yes
Smoked a cigar? yes
Smoked anything else? yes
Broken a bone? No
Had stitches? yes
Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes
Shoplifted? Yes
Punched someone in the face? no
Skipped school? Yes
Flown first class? No
Used racial slurs? Yes, but never seriously.
Taken painkillers? yes
Taken sleeping pills? yes
Ridden in a limousine? yes at my stepgrandfather's funeral
Gone SCUBA diving? No
Been stung by a jellyfish? No
Been stung by a bee? Yes
Thrown up in a restaurant? no
Made a snow angel? Yes
Been to overnight camp? no
Written a letter to Santa Claus? Not that I can remember
Sworn in front of your parents? yes
Had detention? Yes. Twice in middle school, once for chewing gum, one for passing notes
Been sent to the principal's office? hahahha, yes
Screamed "penis" at the top of your lungs? yes
Made a prank phone call? no
Been to the opposite end of the country? no
Been called a bitch? All the time.
Been called a whore? Yes
Been called prude? not that I know of
Met someone famous? slightly famous. John Delancy-played Q on Star Trek NG
Slept naked? Yes-usually only after sex
Gone streaking? no
Played ding dong ditch? played WhAT?
Climbed a tree? Yes
Been kissed under the mistletoe? No
Had a threesome? a few of them, yes
Chapter 7: Pick Your Perfect...
Pizza: black olives and mushrooms from papa john's
Bagel: plain with cream cheese
Smore: milk chocolate, marshmallows, graham crackers... there's more than one way?
Sandwich: hot ham and cheese
Sundae: hot fudge
Date: haha, I'm a loser and I don't go on dates.
Outfit: What's the occasion?
Chapter 8: Random
If you could take back one thing, what would it be? i would have never lost my virginity before 17
Would you rather win an Oscar or the Nobel Prize? nobel prize
What time do you get up in the morning? depends on when i have class
What time do you go to sleep? 11pm-1am
If you could bring 5 items with you to a deserted island, what would they be?
a book
a journal
a pen
a lighter (for fire)
a cell phone
Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair? brown
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done? go abroad.
If you were on death row, what would your final request be for your last meal? Depends on what I'm craving.
If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? Rome
Name 5 people in history that you want to meet:
Augustus Caesar
Buddha
Jesus-to tell him not to fuck everything up
Constantine-to kill him so he doesn't fuck everything up
King Arthur
Make three wishes: 1) Graduate with a gpa above 3.0
2) Get a good job after graduation
3) finally keep a good relationship
If you could be anything/one you want, who/what would you be?
successful archaeologist/social worker
If you were a superhero, what would your power be? invisibility
If the world floods and you can only save 1 species, it would be: Humans, i guess
What are the last 4 digits of your phone number? XXXX-like i'm telling you. lol.
Initials: ARM
Middle name: Renee
Nickname(s): Ash, pygmy queen
Nationality(ies): German, Irish
Sex: Female
Date of birth: 11/25/84
Star sign: sagittarius
Place of birth: Albuquerque,NM
Current location: Evansville,IN
Height: 5'2"
Weight: none of your goddamn business
Hair length: very short
Hair color: black
Eye color: brown
Skin tone: pale
Piercings: ears and eyebrow
Tattoos: none yet-soon hopefully
Scars and birthmarks: a birthmark on my right hand-puncture scar on the left side of my neck
Chapter 2: The Background
Mother's name: Gina
Mother's occupation: drunken housewife
Mother's hometown: Evansville, IN
Father's name: Steve
Father's occupation: ALCOA
Father's hometown: Rockport, IN
Do you live with your parents? No
Do you get along with your parents? for the most part, yes
Are you parents married/separated/divorced? Divorced since '93
Do you have any siblings? two stepbrothers, a stepsister, and a half sister
What pets do you have? a parakeet and a gerbil
Did you grow up in a different place then where you are now? i grew up in both hatfield and evansville
Where did you spend your summers as a child? everywhere
What was the name of your elementary school? Luce Elementary/Highland Elementary
Who were your best friends in elementary school? Patricia Winkler, Christy Sosh (Luce) Brittany..can't remember her last name, and Megan..Shotwell (Highland)
Who was your favorite teacher in elementary school? Mrs. Meyer and Mrs. Keith(Luce)
What was your best memory from elementary school? Recess
Worst memory? It's all a big blur
What was the name of your junior high? Thompkins Middle School/Evans Middle School
Who were your best friends? Lindsay Castleman (Thompkins) and Brad Park (Evans)
Who was your favorite teacher? they were all assholes
What was your best memory? none
Worst memory? getting called a dyke by everyone and having to change schools(to Evans)
What was the name of your high school? South Spencer High School
Who were your best friends? Emma, Keve, Steph, Cassie, Birchler, Jeremy, Nick, Tyler, Dave, Cindy, Caleb, Chris
Who was your favorite teacher? Frau Meyer, of course
What was your best memory? i dunno, there were a lot of good times
Worst memory? lot of bad times too..probably getting suspended (trust me, you don't want to know why)
Out of elementary, junior high, or high school, which did you like best? i hated all of them. i think elementary and high school were the best, in that order. i wish i could just forget middle school entirely.
Did you ever go to the same school as your siblings? Nope. didn't have any siblings till i was about 12.
Did you ever go to the same school as your parents? Yeah, my dad went to South Spencer
Chapter 3: The Favorites
city: I dunno, I love Evansville, its my home. I love Albuquerque. I wanna go to New York and San Fransisco , and many others not in the U.S.
vacation spot: would love to go to ROME
sport: none, i hate sports
food: mexican food, italian food, chinese food (in that order)
dessert: cheesecake, brownies, anything yummy like that
drink: i drink a lot of water and milk. my fav softdrinks are Cherry Coke and Dr. Pepper (not in that order) oh, and Jones Soda-Fufuberry
alcoholic drink: Amaretto Sours
place to eat: Los Bravos and Olive Garden
ice cream flavor: Just about anything ben and jerry make. anything with chocolate.
season: Fall
holiday: Halloween
clothing brand: i don't shop by brand, i shop by what's cheapest and looks good.
make up brand: i don't wear makeup
shampoo/conditioner: I switch a lot.
supermodel: wtf? i dunno.
actor: Alan Cumming
actress: Angelina Jolie
athlete: None
athletic team: none-i hate sports, remember?
old nickelodeon show: salute your shorts, Are you afraid of the Dark?
number: i dunno, 3
color: red, more specifically, Merlot
word: fuck
phrase: wtf
magazine: girlfriends, curve, bitch
language: English, Spanish, German, French, Latin. Quiz me, bitches.
country: i've been to Mexico, that was pretty kool. i want to go to Europe though.
flower: bleeding hearts
girls name: Moira, Morgaine
boys name: Lucien
Chatper 4: This or That
lefty/righty: righty
rock/country: rock
diamonds/pearls: diamonds
blondes/brunettes: brunettes
new york/montana: NY
usa/canada: USA because Canada is too cold
gold/silver: silver
hummer limo/stretch: ?
gatorade/powerade: Gatorade... as long as you know the Holiday World gatorade retrieval trick
diet coke/regular: regular
chicken fingers/chicken nuggets: fingers
mcdonalds/burger king: Mcdonalds
subway/taco bell: both
gravol/pepto bismol: what the hell is gravol?
plane/train: never been on either
skiing/snowboarding: never done either
cliff diving/shark diving: never done either
east coast/west coast: i dunno, both are good, i'm too used to living in the middle
marissa/summer: who?
Bush/Kerry: Kerry... He wasn't the best choice though. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SCREAM, DEAN?!
Britney/Christina: Christina can sing, but damn, Britney is like a train wreck and you just can't fucking look away.
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: Lindsay Lohan
The OC/Laguna Beach: Fuck both of them
Flintstones/Jetsons: Flintstones
Full House/Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: both
Growing Pains/Boy Meets World: boy meets world
Brady Bunch/Partridge Family: Brady Bunch
peanut butter/jelly: Peanut butter
creamy/crunchy: crunchy
red rover/capture the flag: Red Rover. More stupid kids that I didn't like got hurt that way.
mother may i/simon says: Simon Says
lake/pool: pool. i have a terrible fear of water i can't see the bottom of.
snow day/spring day: spring
chihuahua/bernese mountain dog: chihuahua
London/Paris: London
shower/bath: shower
love/money: love
Nike/Adidas: adidas-all day i dream about sex :-D
peanuts/crackerjacks: peanuts
fruity pebbles/cocoa puffs: fruity pebbles
Target/WalMart: Target
AIM/MSN: AIM
Blahnik/Birkenstock: well, i've never heard of Blahnik. and in the traditional lesbian style-birkenstock.
Chanel/Louis Vuitton: um, don't give a shit
city mouse/country mouse: eh?
winter olympics/summer olympics: don't care
NCAA/pros: don't give a shit
apples/bananas: bananas
color/colour: Color
Chapter 5: Do You...
Sing in the shower? not really
Write memos on your hand? yes
Call people back? if I remember
Have your driver's license? yes
Believe in love? yes
Knock on wood? yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? usually more on the left
Speak another language? yes, Spanish fluently. german pretty well. a little bit of french
Have citizenship to more than one country? no
Think you're attractive? sometimes.
Wear glasses or contacts? glasses
Have any weird pet peeves? bad grammar
Have any weird hobbies? not really
Chapter 6: Have You Ever ...
Gone skinny dipping? no
Worn braces? no
Smoked a cigarette? yes
Smoked a cigar? yes
Smoked anything else? yes
Broken a bone? No
Had stitches? yes
Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes
Shoplifted? Yes
Punched someone in the face? no
Skipped school? Yes
Flown first class? No
Used racial slurs? Yes, but never seriously.
Taken painkillers? yes
Taken sleeping pills? yes
Ridden in a limousine? yes at my stepgrandfather's funeral
Gone SCUBA diving? No
Been stung by a jellyfish? No
Been stung by a bee? Yes
Thrown up in a restaurant? no
Made a snow angel? Yes
Been to overnight camp? no
Written a letter to Santa Claus? Not that I can remember
Sworn in front of your parents? yes
Had detention? Yes. Twice in middle school, once for chewing gum, one for passing notes
Been sent to the principal's office? hahahha, yes
Screamed "penis" at the top of your lungs? yes
Made a prank phone call? no
Been to the opposite end of the country? no
Been called a bitch? All the time.
Been called a whore? Yes
Been called prude? not that I know of
Met someone famous? slightly famous. John Delancy-played Q on Star Trek NG
Slept naked? Yes-usually only after sex
Gone streaking? no
Played ding dong ditch? played WhAT?
Climbed a tree? Yes
Been kissed under the mistletoe? No
Had a threesome? a few of them, yes
Chapter 7: Pick Your Perfect...
Pizza: black olives and mushrooms from papa john's
Bagel: plain with cream cheese
Smore: milk chocolate, marshmallows, graham crackers... there's more than one way?
Sandwich: hot ham and cheese
Sundae: hot fudge
Date: haha, I'm a loser and I don't go on dates.
Outfit: What's the occasion?
Chapter 8: Random
If you could take back one thing, what would it be? i would have never lost my virginity before 17
Would you rather win an Oscar or the Nobel Prize? nobel prize
What time do you get up in the morning? depends on when i have class
What time do you go to sleep? 11pm-1am
If you could bring 5 items with you to a deserted island, what would they be?
a book
a journal
a pen
a lighter (for fire)
a cell phone
Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair? brown
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done? go abroad.
If you were on death row, what would your final request be for your last meal? Depends on what I'm craving.
If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? Rome
Name 5 people in history that you want to meet:
Augustus Caesar
Buddha
Jesus-to tell him not to fuck everything up
Constantine-to kill him so he doesn't fuck everything up
King Arthur
Make three wishes: 1) Graduate with a gpa above 3.0
2) Get a good job after graduation
3) finally keep a good relationship
If you could be anything/one you want, who/what would you be?
successful archaeologist/social worker
If you were a superhero, what would your power be? invisibility
If the world floods and you can only save 1 species, it would be: Humans, i guess
What are the last 4 digits of your phone number? XXXX-like i'm telling you. lol.