Your Score: Morticia
Addams!
Our test has determined that you possess
48% Hellbentness, 58%
Sanguinity, and 57% Creeps!
Well done!
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Your Proto-Goth Icon is Morticia Addams!
Morticia is a vampish woman who dresses only in black and loves to
cut the buds from roses, leaving only the thorny stems. She and her
husband Gomez both come from long lines of maniacs and monsters.
Morticia and Gomez are passionately in love, and are deeply
concerned with the well-being of their children. Though they all share an
obsession and interest in death, dying, and other gothic and macabre
subjects, the Addamses are not evil people (in several of the TV episodes,
Gomez is willing to donate large sums to worthy causes, to the shock of
the already shell-shocked visitors), and usually restrict their ghoulish
activities to within their own family. Most of the Addamses' neighbours
are less than understanding, however. Within the larger community, the
Addamses are viewed as oddballs, dangerous, or worse.
. . .
"I created this lovely, decoupaged, and oh-so-tasteful inspirational
candle for Carolyn Jones and wrote a prayer for her.
Here's the
fine print on the back:
'O, Beautiful Carolyn Jones!
I place my
humble soul before you, and in my boredom with modern television in an age
of virtually-created, surgically altered, homogeneous perfection,
beseech you to aid me with your mighty and mysterious powers. Though your
movie and television appearances are too numerous to mention here, I
celebrate your outstanding roles as the Batman villainess 'Marsha Queen of
Diamonds,' your roles with Elvis, Vincent Price, and the master of
suspense, Alfred Hitchcock. I turn to you for inspiration through your most
memorable and beloved role of Morticia Addams:
Neat. Sweet.
Petite.
In lighting this candle, I celebrate your spirit as a truly
swinging chick of the 50's and 60's. May the loving kindness of your power
help me and bestow on me a fraction of your vampy, quirky charm that will
enable me to live in peace and happiness, and also look as good as you
did in a black tube dress.
Amen. '" -Rachelle Rose Hurst
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Ok Fishy Laydee... :D I copied and pasted directly from the file you sent me. :( And it still no worky. I don't have semagic, I just use the web entry on lj itself. :( Maybe that's the problem?