Ten Things You Never Knew About Me
1) I'm a malleable spirit. Many a time I react exactly as I am treated. Hug me and I melt. Hit me and I retaliate.
2) I'm a huge fan of Indian street food. Whether it's the snacky finger food variety like phuchkas, or the filling preparations like pav bhaji.
3) I laugh at people who complain that cats don't love unconditionally. I mean, would you unconditionally love someone who neglected or ill treated you, would you unconditionally trust an absolute stranger?
4) I've always been a big hit with all three and a half of my best friend's boyfriends. The 'half' was just a fling that she had.
5) I have an INSATIABLE arse fetish. I see a guy with a pair of delicious buns, and I drool while my fingers itch. Firm, round, shapely, toned, squeezable, smackable, lickable, fuckable... You can only imagine what I'd do if I were a guy.
Check out my cellphone WALLPAPER: 3.bp.blogspot.com/_eF4NNsAHeGs/Sb4EYfThrUI/AAAAAAAABTI/lDqHlxeLeFU/s1600-h/P1000646.JPG
6) I have NO tolerance for ridiculous, hypocritical language police. So you accuse me of being insensitive to rape victims because I use the term 'canon rape'? And you justify that baseless accusation by saying that rape cannot be compared to bad canon portrayal? When YOU say 'murder of the English language' or 'murder of characterisation', do YOU stop to think that bad grammar is not the same as a brutal murder? When YOU say 'flame' do YOU stop to think that scolding an author is not the same as having your home burnt down by an arsonist? When YOU say 'ship war' do YOU stop to think that fighting over pairings is not the same as a devastating war? Do YOU give a FUCK about tortured victims every time you compare bad fandom practices to heinous crimes? Since you do it ALL THE TIME, is there a REASON you take other metaphors literally and ignore your OWN? Or are you scraping the bottom of the barrel to use something against me? Do you KNOW what a metaphor is? YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, SO FUCK OFF.
7) My wildest fantasy is to be guy for a day and have my own huge harem of gorgeous ukes to enjoy. More than a day.
8) The cyber world has taught me lessons about friendship that I'm unlikely to forget. Ever.
9) I'm convinced that I suffer from manic depression. The symptoms are unmistakable.
10) I've figured out a sureshot way of solving a Rubik's cube in under 3 minutes. Promise. *innocent grin*
2) I'm a huge fan of Indian street food. Whether it's the snacky finger food variety like phuchkas, or the filling preparations like pav bhaji.
3) I laugh at people who complain that cats don't love unconditionally. I mean, would you unconditionally love someone who neglected or ill treated you, would you unconditionally trust an absolute stranger?
4) I've always been a big hit with all three and a half of my best friend's boyfriends. The 'half' was just a fling that she had.
5) I have an INSATIABLE arse fetish. I see a guy with a pair of delicious buns, and I drool while my fingers itch. Firm, round, shapely, toned, squeezable, smackable, lickable, fuckable... You can only imagine what I'd do if I were a guy.
Check out my cellphone WALLPAPER: 3.bp.blogspot.com/_eF4NNsAHeGs/Sb4EYfThrUI/AAAAAAAABTI/lDqHlxeLeFU/s1600-h/P1000646.JPG
6) I have NO tolerance for ridiculous, hypocritical language police. So you accuse me of being insensitive to rape victims because I use the term 'canon rape'? And you justify that baseless accusation by saying that rape cannot be compared to bad canon portrayal? When YOU say 'murder of the English language' or 'murder of characterisation', do YOU stop to think that bad grammar is not the same as a brutal murder? When YOU say 'flame' do YOU stop to think that scolding an author is not the same as having your home burnt down by an arsonist? When YOU say 'ship war' do YOU stop to think that fighting over pairings is not the same as a devastating war? Do YOU give a FUCK about tortured victims every time you compare bad fandom practices to heinous crimes? Since you do it ALL THE TIME, is there a REASON you take other metaphors literally and ignore your OWN? Or are you scraping the bottom of the barrel to use something against me? Do you KNOW what a metaphor is? YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, SO FUCK OFF.
7) My wildest fantasy is to be guy for a day and have my own huge harem of gorgeous ukes to enjoy. More than a day.
8) The cyber world has taught me lessons about friendship that I'm unlikely to forget. Ever.
9) I'm convinced that I suffer from manic depression. The symptoms are unmistakable.
10) I've figured out a sureshot way of solving a Rubik's cube in under 3 minutes. Promise. *innocent grin*