I suspected but wasn't certain about Neji-kins, Lol she's doing great with Kiba!
You know I totally agree with you on gentlemen, and the way Shino is treated I think its a common belief. That and female desire to "mother" the world, i.e. inescapable urge to "fix/nurture" something that isbroken WE NEED TO STOP THE MADNESS!! Sorry its true in RL too, not just RP. Why do we need a car that only has three tires and no windshield? The one next to it is gleaming w/o any fault, but no we are suspicious that that new looking vehicle has far more expensive problems. LOL Hence we set ourselves up for heartbreak U_U. shame. (see my randomness has sprang forth)
SHINO LOVES SPIDERS, THEY ARE CLOSER TO MAMMALS THAN INSECTS!! Ha ha he will be more than happy to get rid of or give advice how to take care of a pesky spider. :D And be traumatized if you kill it U____u *don't* takes him days to recover from the drama.
The right approach, maybe we can plot something involving that? *Not hitting on you* At least that doesn't need to his motive, and we can see how we arrange this Nata (cute nick name -steals-) giving Shino relationship advice...if ya want more later fine with me...other than that, platonic friendship..maybe?
lol. Women need to learn the mindset of "I am a beautiful, sexual goddess, and I deserve the best, and only the best" amIright? Not like I can talk, nor could Hinata. No confidence powers, activate!
I'm mildly phobic of spiders, and I thought it would be something funny for Hinata. The idea of being rescued from the big bad buggies never once crossed my mind. Nope, not once, nu-uh, you're just crazy.
She could never kill it, gods no. For me, that would involve getting within 5 feet of it and the corpse of the little bastard alone is still bad. For her, she's just too nice to take an innocent life like that. She'd rather find it a new home far far away. Fortunately, since phobias make one prone to irrational behavior, calling someone else about the pesky spider would be so something she could do, just to save herself from climbing on the bed and shuddering at the thought of almost touching a spider wihtout realizing it.
lol. Relationship advice coming from someone who's never even been on a date. That's cute, I like it. Knowing her she'd actually be good at it ^_^ I'm open to anything, I'm not getting my hopes up about having anything with anyone in particular at this point. So many hot boys, why choose? *snrk* She's not easy to pursue, given that she's been burned in the past, so I don't know how well she'll be recieved from a romantic standpoint, since not many guys want to waste energy when they hve other easier sure things. the smokin bod should help motivate I imagine. Friendship (which in my experience can never truly be platonic regardless of what one says lol), sounds like an excellent place to aim for, and from there, it's anybody's guess *totally pretending she doesn't have a crush on the creepy bug boy for the sake of her pride, and because she's got crushes on half the other guys since she's a fickle, fickle bitch*
Ok...i think the bug boy getting advice from a shy virgin about females will be loads of fun...
he's a closet true blood lover LOL and Bill Compton is is favorite...even though he wishes he was as lucky as Jason Stackhouse (grrrr)
of course he'll notice Nata's beauty, but it wont ever cross his mind to "hit-on-her" he'll see her as something :young, innocent, above the cuff, identify with her on a brotherly level...not sexual.. It's for the same reason's he's had trouble but from a male perspective.
IE he expects women to be something "forceful, sensual, even a little bitchy" With Nata not doing those things, she'll earn instant respect...in a platonic manner....
If a meany spider creeps up on ya...shino will save the day happily..;3
Given how she has nothing to do with her hormones but think about it and read trashy novels, she probably knows a thing or two about relationships, even if she has no experience and one female friend on the planet, lol.
Psh, Sookie is so awesome. I have to catch up with the show, haven't reeally seen more than snippets since the first season, I'm totally lost on it now, but she still kicks ass. I loved her in the first season. "Ah don't have a libido." *snrk*
Young... *scoffs* She'll have you know she's very mature for her 20 years *huffs and crosses arms* Innocent, well, that one's not too terribly far off for now. "Brotherly level" made me laugh, like, a lot. You know you're a bad person when your first thought is 'Like we don't have enough incestual thoughts around here...' *shakes head* Gods I am awful *smacks the back of her hand* Bad Kittie. Stop scaring people with your uber perversion this instant. Please ignore my awfulness, I need better mental censorship programming. >_<
Ha! Forceful and bitchy. So he likes the Ino type, sassy bombshell kinda girl. Story of my life *rolls eyes* Also, is it just me, or is "sensual" the sexiest word in the english language? It rolls over the tongue just so nicely. Spork is one of the funnier words I think. Or that could be the stoner in me, laughing at stupid crap. Probably a bit of both. Really though. "ssssensual"... ^_^
Shino can be the honorary spider-vanquishing hero in my book anyday. Personally the Aburame are the only reason that I don't completely hate insects in general. They make bugs fun. Except ants. Those mofos can burn. *angsty hate* -_- lulz
HAAAAAAAHHH rfffffrrr Thats my fetish!! Incest is so the shit! I mean if they are twins but *DAMBRINONTHEHOTSIBBLINGLOVE!!*
don't worry you couldn't corrupt me if you tried...XD! this coming from a perv that almost got most perverted on my other site! ^^ well now...this is fine... Actually when there was an Ino Shino and she didn't get along at all she way too bitchy.. but yeah.. those are the ones that draw attention so those are the ones that get noticed...
Unless some chick thats different gives him reason to look else where? Or dude..O_O he's a romancer..in search of... (________) get it..
so lets have fun..I see Neji put up party log..but I'm tagging 2 logs tonight before his... ^^ so may need to wait..I think..
I agree the things the tongue does just saying the word sensual...is like bj..w/o the cock.. ffffpppttt cant get better than that!! lol
I was going to put humping sound effects in here, but even I can't do that without dying lol. Hmph, you know what they say... "No one loves you like family does." Hehehe
Oh, so we can have pervert contests? That's sweet, I need some more perverts in my life. Two of my favorite discussions so far is who has the best canon ability in regard to sex (Deidei has pretty much been accepted the foreplay god, but Itachi's 72 hour genjutsu definitely takes the cake for sex in general), and who can kill the gnarliest during sex (which Shino and Chouji have as yet tied up, despite some physical impossibilities, since those so don't exist in my mind).
Ah romance... Sad how little there is of that in the world. Of course, if all men were trying to be cheesy casanovas, then the world would end because there would be no more procreation, since their lame asses would so not be getting laid.
Woot for the fun. ^_^ Meh, take your time, Hinata's going to sneak in later once the party's more or less in full swing (and everyone's too drunk to notice her) since she's all socially awkward. It's adorable how she believes she can just pop in, give her gift, and go. That poor, poor girl. She's gonna be in for a long night...
I'll have to think of a way to get some booze in her to make it even better... Stupid America, making her wait an extra year to drink, can't just be able to at 20 like in Japan... She might have to get someone of legal age to get her a drink whether she likes the idea or not. -_- It will eventually get to a point that the desire for the relaxing powers of alcohol (yaaaay alcohol!) will outweigh the logical part of her brain that knows not to let people she doesn't know handle beverages for her. Not like she has a reason to be that paranoid, most of the people there will be good peeps. And by good peeps, I mean they probably arent serial killers. Probably. Mmmmaybe. Not all of them at least.
And no, no it cannot get better than that. God, now I'm thinking of Hinata and blowjobs... *shot* I won't even type the comments I'm thinking right now. My in-depth theories on Hinata's oral talents are so not something people want to see. lmao
need someone to "corrupt her?" lol! np sui will do it happily and no...no mickeys in her drink although I think gin&jice or LongIslandIceTea will do nice...and she'd only need one to get hammared...XD!
Need someone to try at least. It might take a minute for someone to weed their way past her carefully constructed defenses and get her to loosen up (She is a Hyuuga after all) but she needs someone to teach her how to have some fun. She deserves to let her hair down. *puts on the song and sings like a total dork now*
Oh god, Long Islands are doom. She wants to be pleasantly buzzed, not feeling miserable in a restroom stall. Plus, bleck, nasty taste. Then again, I suppose it beats some bullshit fruity crap. People who try to flirt by buying a lady some girly drink deserve to get laughed out of the place. I say aim for the girl shootin straight shots, that's where the real fun is. *giggle* But, for Hinata... Hmm... What kind of drink would be most appealing for little miss lightweight... *ponders* She's definitely a girl to aim for her taste buds, if she likes it, she'll be less inclined to remember that there's liquor in what she's sipping.
what she like...I thought Sui saying "..how about an ice tea its not strong or anything..." would work..:3 deceitful prick...
Chicky drinks can get ya but it deepends on simple wine or mixed and it don't need to be a "chick drink" to be yummy and powerful w/o knock on your ass power..but she's a light weight so..well it may happen anyway esp if she's never drank before..
I didn't see her as the type to do jello shots or shots at all so i didn't think to suggest but if she will..they are colorful...so..maybe "...a pretty drink cant hurt it probably mostly juice.." >3
i got an app on my phone tell me what ya like i got a drink name for ya..
She's had a few polite sips at formal gatherings, you know, the usual nonsense, but she's never really got her drank on. And the girl's not an idiot, she knows what boozy drinks are reputed as the strongest, though he can try and see how she reacts, would make me giggle at least. Also, the closer she gets to hammered, the possibility of doing body shots increases exponentially, just wanted to toss that out there.
Personally I'm a blended margarita gal. Every swallow of tequila makes your face look like you licked someone's foot, but i usually put in enough salt that you can hardly taste the booze over the sodium, which makes it way more fun. Then again, I haven't tried a lot of mixed drinks really, I only know margaritas, jagerbombs, and incredible hulks (dats some yummy stuffs right thurr). I'm not fond of fruity stuff, ya see, so most girly stuff doesnt appeal to me. I want to try an appletini sometime, since i like sour apple vodka so i might like it, and i'm interested to give some chocolate cocktails a taste, because who doesn't love chocolate?
Hinata probably wouldn't have the same tastes as me when it comes to drinking hard drinks right off the bat, though the chocolate cocktail does intrigue me. Wonder if it really tastes like chocolate, and how much booze is in one... God knows that Nothing makes a situation better than chocolate. Except maybe sex, but i'm keeping things in the realm of reality here.
I don't know. and Oh my God I have no idea what she's going to wear...
...apple martinis ARE THE SHIT!! RIGHT UP THERE WILL COSMO'S..DAM I HAVEN'T DONE TEQUILA SINCE GOD KNOWS WHEN AND IT WAS MY FAVORITE
I use to love the fruity drinks now I'm more of a straight shooter..like absolute rum coke, gin grapefruit juice.. liquor and something to cut it..
the chocolate drinks I've had are harmless but i suppose if you have enough you can get Nata toasted...Shino would love to do body shots! Sui would kill to do them off you!! xD
Ok here are some choco drinks...though an apple martini is simple and delish Angel kiss shooter (Irish cream Kahlua,swiss chocolate almond,
almond joy shooter (amaretto, Irish cream, swiss chocolate almond)
After dinner mint (Bailey's Irish cream, green creme de menthe)
You know I totally agree with you on gentlemen, and the way Shino is treated I think its a common belief. That and female desire to "mother" the world, i.e. inescapable urge to "fix/nurture" something that isbroken WE NEED TO STOP THE MADNESS!! Sorry its true in RL too, not just RP. Why do we need a car that only has three tires and no windshield? The one next to it is gleaming w/o any fault, but no we are suspicious that that new looking vehicle has far more expensive problems. LOL Hence we set ourselves up for heartbreak U_U. shame. (see my randomness has sprang forth)
SHINO LOVES SPIDERS, THEY ARE CLOSER TO MAMMALS THAN INSECTS!! Ha ha he will be more than happy to get rid of or give advice how to take care of a pesky spider. :D And be traumatized if you kill it U____u *don't* takes him days to recover from the drama.
The right approach, maybe we can plot something involving that? *Not hitting on you* At least that doesn't need to his motive, and we can see how we arrange this Nata (cute nick name -steals-) giving Shino relationship advice...if ya want more later fine with me...other than that, platonic friendship..maybe?
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I'm mildly phobic of spiders, and I thought it would be something funny for Hinata. The idea of being rescued from the big bad buggies never once crossed my mind. Nope, not once, nu-uh, you're just crazy.
She could never kill it, gods no. For me, that would involve getting within 5 feet of it and the corpse of the little bastard alone is still bad. For her, she's just too nice to take an innocent life like that. She'd rather find it a new home far far away. Fortunately, since phobias make one prone to irrational behavior, calling someone else about the pesky spider would be so something she could do, just to save herself from climbing on the bed and shuddering at the thought of almost touching a spider wihtout realizing it.
lol. Relationship advice coming from someone who's never even been on a date. That's cute, I like it. Knowing her she'd actually be good at it ^_^ I'm open to anything, I'm not getting my hopes up about having anything with anyone in particular at this point. So many hot boys, why choose? *snrk* She's not easy to pursue, given that she's been burned in the past, so I don't know how well she'll be recieved from a romantic standpoint, since not many guys want to waste energy when they hve other easier sure things. the smokin bod should help motivate I imagine. Friendship (which in my experience can never truly be platonic regardless of what one says lol), sounds like an excellent place to aim for, and from there, it's anybody's guess *totally pretending she doesn't have a crush on the creepy bug boy for the sake of her pride, and because she's got crushes on half the other guys since she's a fickle, fickle bitch*
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Ok...i think the bug boy getting advice from a shy virgin about females will be loads of fun...
he's a closet true blood lover LOL and Bill Compton is is favorite...even though he wishes he was as lucky as Jason Stackhouse (grrrr)
of course he'll notice Nata's beauty, but it wont ever cross his mind to "hit-on-her" he'll see her as something :young, innocent, above the cuff, identify with her on a brotherly level...not sexual.. It's for the same reason's he's had trouble but from a male perspective.
IE he expects women to be something "forceful, sensual, even a little bitchy" With Nata not doing those things, she'll earn instant respect...in a platonic manner....
If a meany spider creeps up on ya...shino will save the day happily..;3
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Given how she has nothing to do with her hormones but think about it and read trashy novels, she probably knows a thing or two about relationships, even if she has no experience and one female friend on the planet, lol.
Psh, Sookie is so awesome. I have to catch up with the show, haven't reeally seen more than snippets since the first season, I'm totally lost on it now, but she still kicks ass. I loved her in the first season. "Ah don't have a libido." *snrk*
Young... *scoffs* She'll have you know she's very mature for her 20 years *huffs and crosses arms* Innocent, well, that one's not too terribly far off for now. "Brotherly level" made me laugh, like, a lot. You know you're a bad person when your first thought is 'Like we don't have enough incestual thoughts around here...' *shakes head* Gods I am awful *smacks the back of her hand* Bad Kittie. Stop scaring people with your uber perversion this instant. Please ignore my awfulness, I need better mental censorship programming. >_<
Ha! Forceful and bitchy. So he likes the Ino type, sassy bombshell kinda girl. Story of my life *rolls eyes* Also, is it just me, or is "sensual" the sexiest word in the english language? It rolls over the tongue just so nicely. Spork is one of the funnier words I think. Or that could be the stoner in me, laughing at stupid crap. Probably a bit of both. Really though. "ssssensual"... ^_^
Shino can be the honorary spider-vanquishing hero in my book anyday. Personally the Aburame are the only reason that I don't completely hate insects in general. They make bugs fun. Except ants. Those mofos can burn. *angsty hate* -_- lulz
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don't worry you couldn't corrupt me if you tried...XD! this coming from a perv that almost got most perverted on my other site! ^^ well now...this is fine... Actually when there was an Ino Shino and she didn't get along at all she way too bitchy.. but yeah.. those are the ones that draw attention so those are the ones that get noticed...
Unless some chick thats different gives him reason to look else where? Or dude..O_O he's a romancer..in search of... (________) get it..
so lets have fun..I see Neji put up party log..but I'm tagging 2 logs tonight before his... ^^ so may need to wait..I think..
I agree the things the tongue does just saying the word sensual...is like bj..w/o the cock.. ffffpppttt cant get better than that!! lol
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Oh, so we can have pervert contests? That's sweet, I need some more perverts in my life. Two of my favorite discussions so far is who has the best canon ability in regard to sex (Deidei has pretty much been accepted the foreplay god, but Itachi's 72 hour genjutsu definitely takes the cake for sex in general), and who can kill the gnarliest during sex (which Shino and Chouji have as yet tied up, despite some physical impossibilities, since those so don't exist in my mind).
Ah romance... Sad how little there is of that in the world. Of course, if all men were trying to be cheesy casanovas, then the world would end because there would be no more procreation, since their lame asses would so not be getting laid.
Woot for the fun. ^_^ Meh, take your time, Hinata's going to sneak in later once the party's more or less in full swing (and everyone's too drunk to notice her) since she's all socially awkward. It's adorable how she believes she can just pop in, give her gift, and go. That poor, poor girl. She's gonna be in for a long night...
I'll have to think of a way to get some booze in her to make it even better... Stupid America, making her wait an extra year to drink, can't just be able to at 20 like in Japan... She might have to get someone of legal age to get her a drink whether she likes the idea or not. -_- It will eventually get to a point that the desire for the relaxing powers of alcohol (yaaaay alcohol!) will outweigh the logical part of her brain that knows not to let people she doesn't know handle beverages for her. Not like she has a reason to be that paranoid, most of the people there will be good peeps. And by good peeps, I mean they probably arent serial killers. Probably. Mmmmaybe. Not all of them at least.
And no, no it cannot get better than that. God, now I'm thinking of Hinata and blowjobs... *shot* I won't even type the comments I'm thinking right now. My in-depth theories on Hinata's oral talents are so not something people want to see. lmao
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Oh god, Long Islands are doom. She wants to be pleasantly buzzed, not feeling miserable in a restroom stall. Plus, bleck, nasty taste. Then again, I suppose it beats some bullshit fruity crap. People who try to flirt by buying a lady some girly drink deserve to get laughed out of the place. I say aim for the girl shootin straight shots, that's where the real fun is. *giggle* But, for Hinata... Hmm... What kind of drink would be most appealing for little miss lightweight... *ponders* She's definitely a girl to aim for her taste buds, if she likes it, she'll be less inclined to remember that there's liquor in what she's sipping.
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Chicky drinks can get ya but it deepends on simple wine or mixed and it don't need to be a "chick drink" to be yummy and powerful w/o knock on your ass power..but she's a light weight so..well it may happen anyway esp if she's never drank before..
I didn't see her as the type to do jello shots or shots at all so i didn't think to suggest but if she will..they are colorful...so..maybe "...a pretty drink cant hurt it probably mostly juice.." >3
i got an app on my phone tell me what ya like i got a drink name for ya..
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Personally I'm a blended margarita gal. Every swallow of tequila makes your face look like you licked someone's foot, but i usually put in enough salt that you can hardly taste the booze over the sodium, which makes it way more fun. Then again, I haven't tried a lot of mixed drinks really, I only know margaritas, jagerbombs, and incredible hulks (dats some yummy stuffs right thurr). I'm not fond of fruity stuff, ya see, so most girly stuff doesnt appeal to me. I want to try an appletini sometime, since i like sour apple vodka so i might like it, and i'm interested to give some chocolate cocktails a taste, because who doesn't love chocolate?
Hinata probably wouldn't have the same tastes as me when it comes to drinking hard drinks right off the bat, though the chocolate cocktail does intrigue me. Wonder if it really tastes like chocolate, and how much booze is in one... God knows that Nothing makes a situation better than chocolate. Except maybe sex, but i'm keeping things in the realm of reality here.
I don't know. and Oh my God I have no idea what she's going to wear...
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I use to love the fruity drinks now I'm more of a straight shooter..like absolute rum coke, gin grapefruit juice.. liquor and something to cut it..
the chocolate drinks I've had are harmless but i suppose if you have enough you can get Nata toasted...Shino would love to do body shots! Sui would kill to do them off you!! xD
Ok here are some choco drinks...though an apple martini is simple and delish
Angel kiss shooter (Irish cream Kahlua,swiss chocolate almond,
almond joy shooter (amaretto, Irish cream, swiss chocolate almond)
After dinner mint (Bailey's Irish cream, green creme de menthe)
cherry blossom shooter (rum cream liqueur, sherry, swiss chocolate
golden night (Irish cream, frangelico, swiss chocolate almond
HA HA THIS IS NOT CHICK Trap door
1/2 OZ RUM CREAM LIQUEUR AND SWISS CHOCOLATE ALMOND!!
ok tell me if you don't like a certain ingredient and I'll look deeper
OH GOD WHAT IS SHE WEARING!! DETAILS WOMEN!!!
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