Dad's folly, building wealth, and Return of Non-Humpable Train!
We got a notice threatening to shut off our water by August 1.
This is the second (to my knowledge, that is) notice we've gotten this year so far. Because my dad has pissed all the money into his shitty Shoebox and his shitty airplane hangar, so the real bills don't get paid. AGAIN.
JUST FOR ONE FUCKING WHOLE YEAR I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO GO WITHOUT GETTING ANY SHUT-OFF SERVICE NOTICES AND NOT LOSE ANY SERVICES (internet) AND BE ABLE TO BUY DECENT GROCERIES AND HAVE MY OWN FUCKING CAR TO DRIVE INSTEAD OF RELYING ON INCONSISTENT TWITS AND BE ABLE TO HAVE THE OCCASIONAL TREAT WITHOUT WORRYING THAT IT WILL BREAK THE CAMEL'S BACK.
/ranting
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The Un-humpable train is back, with reinforcements: there are now TWO of the suckers lined up on the tracks in the next town over. Must be lots of railroad ties that need fixin'...!
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Am attempting to figure out (legal and ethical) ways I can make money, and since I'm into feng shui, anybody wanna help me build a wealth vase? Here's what I need:
- a lock coin
- 5 gem globes
- a god of wealth (can be any god - I'm not picky! Multiples are also welcome)
- assorted crystal chips
- gold bars (not necessarily REAL bars, although that couldn't hurt)
- gold ingots (again, they can be fake - it's the symbolism that's important here)
- diamonds (ditto)
- wish-fulfilling jewels (not sure what this means, but it's on the list)
- 3 brass coins tied with red or gold string for current wealth
- 9 emperor coins
- any semi-precious stones
- I-Ching coins
- 6 smooth crystal balls
- A Ru Yi scepter
- Bonus: soil from a wealthy person's home (Note: this MUST be asked for, NOT taken - taking it without permission = stealing, which = major bad karma)
I have the vase and a bunch of stuff already, but those things (I do have some soil, but I'd sure love more!) are the ones that I'm having trouble getting, particularly the Chinese-related coins. Any help is muchly appreciated, and it goes without saying that if I got supremely rich from making one of these things I'd share it with you guys. :)
Hope everybody has a good weekend.
This is the second (to my knowledge, that is) notice we've gotten this year so far. Because my dad has pissed all the money into his shitty Shoebox and his shitty airplane hangar, so the real bills don't get paid. AGAIN.
JUST FOR ONE FUCKING WHOLE YEAR I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO GO WITHOUT GETTING ANY SHUT-OFF SERVICE NOTICES AND NOT LOSE ANY SERVICES (internet) AND BE ABLE TO BUY DECENT GROCERIES AND HAVE MY OWN FUCKING CAR TO DRIVE INSTEAD OF RELYING ON INCONSISTENT TWITS AND BE ABLE TO HAVE THE OCCASIONAL TREAT WITHOUT WORRYING THAT IT WILL BREAK THE CAMEL'S BACK.
/ranting
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The Un-humpable train is back, with reinforcements: there are now TWO of the suckers lined up on the tracks in the next town over. Must be lots of railroad ties that need fixin'...!
--
Am attempting to figure out (legal and ethical) ways I can make money, and since I'm into feng shui, anybody wanna help me build a wealth vase? Here's what I need:
- a lock coin
- 5 gem globes
- a god of wealth (can be any god - I'm not picky! Multiples are also welcome)
- assorted crystal chips
- gold bars (not necessarily REAL bars, although that couldn't hurt)
- gold ingots (again, they can be fake - it's the symbolism that's important here)
- diamonds (ditto)
- wish-fulfilling jewels (not sure what this means, but it's on the list)
- 3 brass coins tied with red or gold string for current wealth
- 9 emperor coins
- any semi-precious stones
- I-Ching coins
- 6 smooth crystal balls
- A Ru Yi scepter
- Bonus: soil from a wealthy person's home (Note: this MUST be asked for, NOT taken - taking it without permission = stealing, which = major bad karma)
I have the vase and a bunch of stuff already, but those things (I do have some soil, but I'd sure love more!) are the ones that I'm having trouble getting, particularly the Chinese-related coins. Any help is muchly appreciated, and it goes without saying that if I got supremely rich from making one of these things I'd share it with you guys. :)
Hope everybody has a good weekend.