Though how can you trust it when it says "Annie" Rice?

[amethyst_drop]

So I finally caved in and started putting pieces of various short stories into the generator, and what. A lot of people have said that it's consistent for them, but what. I must just write in tons of different styles because for each story I've gotten something different:

~Arthur Clarke [Who is that? Should I know who that is?]
~JK Rowling [Good descriptions with little depth?]
~Stephen King [Lots of dialogue and no description?]
~William Shakespeare [Witty with good vocab?]
~Mark Twain [Pretty sure I don't write in dialect.]
~Dan Brown [NO. NO. NO. NO. itwaswrittenoversixyearsagoisweari'mgoingtorewriteituuugghhh!]
~Jack London [He writes about wolves, yeah? Haven't read him since 2nd grade or so.]
~Cory Doctorow [Who the fuck is that? SERIOUSLY.]
~Chuck Palahniuk [Ok, I'm flattered that my stuff is considered that fucked up, but really?]
~JD Salinger [Oh my goodness, I'm so depressed...]
~Vladimir Nabokov [Always knew I was a moody Russian.]
~Ian Fleming [Do I know him? Is he sci-fi?]
~Rudyard Kipling [I've heard good things, but how can I write like someone I've never read?]
~Anne Rice [Actually, that...makes a lot of sense. I was reading her at the time.]
~Bram Stoker [From the closest thing to porn I've ever written. LIZZIE'S PAPER=VINDICATED.]
~Oscar Wilde [Witty AND scathing! Oooooo!]

Is there a list of all the authors they pit you against? Because I'm pretty sure I got all of them.

I wonder if that's a good thing, or if certain professors would say that I, "haven't found my voice."

Anyway I kept putting in excerpts from my stories [or in the case of some, the entire thing] until, like a merry-go-round, I ended up back at Arthur Clarke. WHO IS THAT?

*leaves to engage google-fu*

But just in case no one believes me:

Here they all are!



I write like
Arthur Clarke
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
J. K. Rowling
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
William Shakespeare
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Stephen King
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Mark Twain
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Dan Brown
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Jack London
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Cory Doctorow
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Chuck Palahniuk
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
J. D. Salinger
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Vladimir Nabokov
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Ian Fleming
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Rudyard Kipling
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Annie Rice
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Bram Stoker
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



I write like
Oscar Wilde
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Well, if I ever needed proof that my mind was all over the place, this is it.