Cynicism...sometimes it just jumps on you when you're not looking, and then it's hard to shake free
001) What time did you start this? 1:43 pm
002) Name?: Maya-papaya/Marzipan/Mysti
003) Date of birth?: 6/7/89!! Oh yeah!!
004) Sex?: female
005) Height?: a little over 5'2" (but who cares about the actual height? what matters is, i'm SHORT)
006) Eye color?: Brown
007) Hair Color?: Really dark brown (has been mistaken for black)
008) Location?: Brighton
009) Where were you born?: Mt. Auburn Hospital, in Cambridge (as my mom mentions every time we drive by there...)
010) Do you have crush on someone?: That's for me to know, and you to...not find out >.>
011) Do you have a bf/gf? nope
012) How long have you been together? since the beginning of time
013) What are you wearing right now?: black/dark blue (as usual)
014) Would you have sex before marriage?: that would depend
015) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? ...no.
016) Are you a virgin?: of course
017) Do you smoke?: definitely not
018) Do you do drugs? see above answer
019) Do you drink?: see above above answer
022) Are you ghetto?: -snaps fingers in your face- shoot
023) Are you a player?: nope
024) What are your favorite colors?: black, blue, violet, anything dark
025) What is your favorite animal?: i like birds, like hawks, eagles, falcons, ravens...but i don't have a -favorite-
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: nope
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: don't think so
028) Who are your best friends?: -they know who they are-
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: Haha...6th grade...when I "saved Sarah O.'s life". That was fun, lifting the kid up by his backpack, spinning him around a few times, and dropping him in the street. That was the only time, though.
031) Have you ever been slapped?: come to think of it...no. not physically, anyway.
032) Do you get online a lot?: when i can
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: extremely shy unless i'm with someone i'm comfortable with
034) Do you shower?: why not
035) Do you hate school?: not entirely. i mostly like it a lot, but it can really suck sometimes.
036) Do you have a social life?: i suppose...
037) How easily do you trust people?: only to an extent
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: outrightly lie? hmm...i don't think so.
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: i guess...maybe not. it's hard to tell, isn't it?
040) Would you ever sky Dive? uh, no.
041) Do you like to dance?: what is this "dance" of which you speak?
068) Have you ever been out of state?: every year
069) Do you like to travel?: to an extent
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: nope
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: for college, most definitely. but i'll probably come back here to live afterwards
073) Are you a brat?: -screams and throws a temper tantrum- i am NOT a brat!!!!! j/k. i don't think i am, though i could very well be. it's hard to tell
074) Have you ever been dumped?: nope
076) What's your favorite drink?: i really like 2% milk, but i don't know if it's my favorite
077) Do you like Snapple?: sure
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: i do, but i don't think i drink enough
079) What toothpaste do you use?: i forget what it's called
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: the, uh..."family" cell phone, which i use most of the time anyway
081) Do you have a curfew?: i guess...not really sure
082) Who do you look up to?: everyone else, since they're all taller than i am (poor us, phia, huh?)
083) Are you a role model?: i'd be really surprised if i were - so no
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: who knows, or cares?
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: sometimes i wear a ring or a necklace...not a lot though
087) What do you have pierced?: absolutely nothing
088) What do you want pierced?: see above answer
089) Do you like taking pictures?: sure
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: why not - but they come out awful, so whatever
091) Do you have a tan?: not at the moment
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: probably...yeah why not.
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: i seriously doubt it
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: i have a phone in my room...not a phone line though. sheesh, how rich do you think i am?
095) Do you have your own pool?: nope.
096) Do you have any siblings: older brother (i forget about him a lot when he's away, though)
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: just how am i supposed to answer that question?
098) Have you ever been played?: nope
099) Have you ever played someone?: nope
100) Do you get along with your parents?: most of the time, very well. it's very rare when we don't, but...yeah anyway.
101) How do you vent your anger?: i rant to a blank screen, or, if there's none handy, i glare at nothing. then i rant to anyone who'll listen
102) ever run away?: no...
103) been fired from a job?: nope
104) Do you even have a job?: nope
105) Do you daydream a lot?: yeah...-sigh- it's bad for me, like drugs sometimes.
106) Do you have a lot of ex’s?: try none
107) Do you run your mouth?: how would i know? i dont think so
109) What do you want a tattoo of?: absolutely nothing
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: see above answer again
111) What are your favorite flowers?: i really like roses and carnations...but not a "favorite."
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: absolutely nothing
113) What does your most recent crush look like? why don't you see my answer to number 10 and infer from there
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: i don't know.
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: does the time i yelled at kostas for being "aggravating" count? if it does, then last friday.
116) Are you rude?: sarcastic a lot. overboard with insults. i need to stop, i know.
117) What was the last compliment you received?: i can't remember
118) Do you like getting dirty?: no
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Are you flexible?: hardly
121) What is your heritage?: 1/2 Chinese, 1/4 German, 1/8 Dutch, 1/16 English (I think), 1/32 Irish, and....leave the rest to imagination
123) What does your hair look like right now?: what it always looks like
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: i seriously doubt it
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: who the hell cares?
126) Describe your looks?: I have eyes, a nose, a mouth, ears, hair, arms, hands, fingers, a torso, legs, feet, toes. Imagine that.
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color: Auburn, maybe. I like my hair the way it is, thank you very much.
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: that would depend
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: it's bound to be one or the other, right? i mean, i doubt i'd find someone who was born the exact same time as i was. what difference does it make?
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: 8th grade, Sprite, semchance's kitchen, juggling carrots, rainbow goldfish. no more needs to be said
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: N/A
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: no/no
133) Have you ever given?: no
134) Have you ever received?: no
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: don't think so
136) Do you have one now?: don't think so
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: as many rings as it takes
138) Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: i look nothing like my dad...here's a funny story: Once, on the Canadian border (we were going back to America), the guy at the border wanted to know if my brother and I were really the children of my father. and without Mom there, we looked as though we'd been kidnapped. He let us go, but I think he was a little uncertain. Well. I thought it was funny.
141) Do you cry a lot?: i used to cry tons about useless things. now...it takes a little more
142) Do you ever cry to get your way? no
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: a leg, since a writer doesn't always need to walk or run to write; she needs her arms though
144) What phrase do you use most on the phone?: "like," "uh," or anything similar
145) Are you the romantic type?: sometimes too much. it can be bad for me.
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: no, don't be ridiculous
147) What do you like most about your body?: N/A
148) What do you like least about your body?: The eczema (cue: "What's that?/Is it contagious?")
150) When was the last time you threw up?: Sometime last year; June I'd guess
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: what the hell kind of difference does it make? i don't notice these things!
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: black boots
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: definitely not
154) What about cleavage?: definitely not
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: most of them are, to my knowledge (no offense meant)
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: no
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: no
158) What color are your underwear right now? why do you care, honestly?
159) What theme does your room have? it's a room. it has a bed, a desk with a computer and printer, a dresser, windows, and walls. whoop-de-do.
160) What size shoe do you wear?: 6½ to 7, i think
161) What jewelry are you wearing now?: absolutely nothing
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: if you don't know it now, too bad.
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: that would all depend, wouldn't it
164) How are you feeling right now?: very cynical and sarcastic, in case you haven't noticed, given the manner in which i've replied to all these questions
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: i can't remember
166) Have you ever given a lap dance?: not to my knowledge
167) What do you sleep in?: a bed
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: again, not to my knowledge. if there was, it didn't get very far. i doubt anyone would even bother anyway
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: i get depressed too easily/i'm too shy/i'm inwardly conceited, always thinking i'm better than everyone else/i'm a hypocrite. there. are you happy now?
170) What is one of your good qualities?: You know, if I were in a good mood, I'd say I'm loyal, compassionate, trustworthy, generally friendly, with a good sense of humor. But today I think all of those are just self-delusions.
171) Would you marry for money?: no, don't be ridiculous
173) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child: both
174) When was the last time you cried in school?: once upon a Friday...and -almost- again, once upon a more recent Thursday (though not quite)...gotta love sophomore year.
175) Do you wear Chucks?: no
176) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy? no, don't be ridiculous
177) What time are you finishing this?: 2:26 pm
002) Name?: Maya-papaya/Marzipan/Mysti
003) Date of birth?: 6/7/89!! Oh yeah!!
004) Sex?: female
005) Height?: a little over 5'2" (but who cares about the actual height? what matters is, i'm SHORT)
006) Eye color?: Brown
007) Hair Color?: Really dark brown (has been mistaken for black)
008) Location?: Brighton
009) Where were you born?: Mt. Auburn Hospital, in Cambridge (as my mom mentions every time we drive by there...)
010) Do you have crush on someone?: That's for me to know, and you to...not find out >.>
011) Do you have a bf/gf? nope
012) How long have you been together? since the beginning of time
013) What are you wearing right now?: black/dark blue (as usual)
014) Would you have sex before marriage?: that would depend
015) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? ...no.
016) Are you a virgin?: of course
017) Do you smoke?: definitely not
018) Do you do drugs? see above answer
019) Do you drink?: see above above answer
022) Are you ghetto?: -snaps fingers in your face- shoot
023) Are you a player?: nope
024) What are your favorite colors?: black, blue, violet, anything dark
025) What is your favorite animal?: i like birds, like hawks, eagles, falcons, ravens...but i don't have a -favorite-
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: nope
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: don't think so
028) Who are your best friends?: -they know who they are-
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: Haha...6th grade...when I "saved Sarah O.'s life". That was fun, lifting the kid up by his backpack, spinning him around a few times, and dropping him in the street. That was the only time, though.
031) Have you ever been slapped?: come to think of it...no. not physically, anyway.
032) Do you get online a lot?: when i can
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: extremely shy unless i'm with someone i'm comfortable with
034) Do you shower?: why not
035) Do you hate school?: not entirely. i mostly like it a lot, but it can really suck sometimes.
036) Do you have a social life?: i suppose...
037) How easily do you trust people?: only to an extent
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: outrightly lie? hmm...i don't think so.
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: i guess...maybe not. it's hard to tell, isn't it?
040) Would you ever sky Dive? uh, no.
041) Do you like to dance?: what is this "dance" of which you speak?
068) Have you ever been out of state?: every year
069) Do you like to travel?: to an extent
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: nope
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: for college, most definitely. but i'll probably come back here to live afterwards
073) Are you a brat?: -screams and throws a temper tantrum- i am NOT a brat!!!!! j/k. i don't think i am, though i could very well be. it's hard to tell
074) Have you ever been dumped?: nope
076) What's your favorite drink?: i really like 2% milk, but i don't know if it's my favorite
077) Do you like Snapple?: sure
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: i do, but i don't think i drink enough
079) What toothpaste do you use?: i forget what it's called
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: the, uh..."family" cell phone, which i use most of the time anyway
081) Do you have a curfew?: i guess...not really sure
082) Who do you look up to?: everyone else, since they're all taller than i am (poor us, phia, huh?)
083) Are you a role model?: i'd be really surprised if i were - so no
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: who knows, or cares?
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: sometimes i wear a ring or a necklace...not a lot though
087) What do you have pierced?: absolutely nothing
088) What do you want pierced?: see above answer
089) Do you like taking pictures?: sure
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: why not - but they come out awful, so whatever
091) Do you have a tan?: not at the moment
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: probably...yeah why not.
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: i seriously doubt it
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: i have a phone in my room...not a phone line though. sheesh, how rich do you think i am?
095) Do you have your own pool?: nope.
096) Do you have any siblings: older brother (i forget about him a lot when he's away, though)
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: just how am i supposed to answer that question?
098) Have you ever been played?: nope
099) Have you ever played someone?: nope
100) Do you get along with your parents?: most of the time, very well. it's very rare when we don't, but...yeah anyway.
101) How do you vent your anger?: i rant to a blank screen, or, if there's none handy, i glare at nothing. then i rant to anyone who'll listen
102) ever run away?: no...
103) been fired from a job?: nope
104) Do you even have a job?: nope
105) Do you daydream a lot?: yeah...-sigh- it's bad for me, like drugs sometimes.
106) Do you have a lot of ex’s?: try none
107) Do you run your mouth?: how would i know? i dont think so
109) What do you want a tattoo of?: absolutely nothing
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: see above answer again
111) What are your favorite flowers?: i really like roses and carnations...but not a "favorite."
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: absolutely nothing
113) What does your most recent crush look like? why don't you see my answer to number 10 and infer from there
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: i don't know.
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: does the time i yelled at kostas for being "aggravating" count? if it does, then last friday.
116) Are you rude?: sarcastic a lot. overboard with insults. i need to stop, i know.
117) What was the last compliment you received?: i can't remember
118) Do you like getting dirty?: no
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Are you flexible?: hardly
121) What is your heritage?: 1/2 Chinese, 1/4 German, 1/8 Dutch, 1/16 English (I think), 1/32 Irish, and....leave the rest to imagination
123) What does your hair look like right now?: what it always looks like
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: i seriously doubt it
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: who the hell cares?
126) Describe your looks?: I have eyes, a nose, a mouth, ears, hair, arms, hands, fingers, a torso, legs, feet, toes. Imagine that.
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color: Auburn, maybe. I like my hair the way it is, thank you very much.
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: that would depend
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: it's bound to be one or the other, right? i mean, i doubt i'd find someone who was born the exact same time as i was. what difference does it make?
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: 8th grade, Sprite, semchance's kitchen, juggling carrots, rainbow goldfish. no more needs to be said
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: N/A
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: no/no
133) Have you ever given?: no
134) Have you ever received?: no
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: don't think so
136) Do you have one now?: don't think so
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: as many rings as it takes
138) Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: i look nothing like my dad...here's a funny story: Once, on the Canadian border (we were going back to America), the guy at the border wanted to know if my brother and I were really the children of my father. and without Mom there, we looked as though we'd been kidnapped. He let us go, but I think he was a little uncertain. Well. I thought it was funny.
141) Do you cry a lot?: i used to cry tons about useless things. now...it takes a little more
142) Do you ever cry to get your way? no
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: a leg, since a writer doesn't always need to walk or run to write; she needs her arms though
144) What phrase do you use most on the phone?: "like," "uh," or anything similar
145) Are you the romantic type?: sometimes too much. it can be bad for me.
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: no, don't be ridiculous
147) What do you like most about your body?: N/A
148) What do you like least about your body?: The eczema (cue: "What's that?/Is it contagious?")
150) When was the last time you threw up?: Sometime last year; June I'd guess
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: what the hell kind of difference does it make? i don't notice these things!
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: black boots
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: definitely not
154) What about cleavage?: definitely not
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: most of them are, to my knowledge (no offense meant)
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: no
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: no
158) What color are your underwear right now? why do you care, honestly?
159) What theme does your room have? it's a room. it has a bed, a desk with a computer and printer, a dresser, windows, and walls. whoop-de-do.
160) What size shoe do you wear?: 6½ to 7, i think
161) What jewelry are you wearing now?: absolutely nothing
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: if you don't know it now, too bad.
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: that would all depend, wouldn't it
164) How are you feeling right now?: very cynical and sarcastic, in case you haven't noticed, given the manner in which i've replied to all these questions
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: i can't remember
166) Have you ever given a lap dance?: not to my knowledge
167) What do you sleep in?: a bed
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: again, not to my knowledge. if there was, it didn't get very far. i doubt anyone would even bother anyway
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: i get depressed too easily/i'm too shy/i'm inwardly conceited, always thinking i'm better than everyone else/i'm a hypocrite. there. are you happy now?
170) What is one of your good qualities?: You know, if I were in a good mood, I'd say I'm loyal, compassionate, trustworthy, generally friendly, with a good sense of humor. But today I think all of those are just self-delusions.
171) Would you marry for money?: no, don't be ridiculous
173) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child: both
174) When was the last time you cried in school?: once upon a Friday...and -almost- again, once upon a more recent Thursday (though not quite)...gotta love sophomore year.
175) Do you wear Chucks?: no
176) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy? no, don't be ridiculous
177) What time are you finishing this?: 2:26 pm