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[thederpyhalf]

[Yui was sitting at a table outside under a pavilion in front of the donut cafe. She was engrossed in the book she had laying open in front of her. Looked like there were instructions on the pages to make something]

Hmm, I think I can buy all of this in one day. [She smiles faintly] Hehe, they'll love her.

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[kyoukasama]

Uwaaaahh! [ That sound? That sound is coming from DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU, uh. Yui. Like. Right in your ear behind. Like. The person making it is hanging on your shoulder staring at what you're reading.

Nevermind how she got there, why she's leaning (and probably hanging off of, depending on how tall Yui is), and why she's reading the book. She just is. And she seems p. damn interested in seeing whatever-the-fuck is being read. ]

[kyoukasama]

[ for like five seconds.

after those five seconds and is SNATCHING IT LIKE IT'S HOT!!! even though it isn't that interesting to her. The fact that somebody has is it makes it x1000000000000000000 times more interesting so

there you go. KNEELING ON TH GROUND, TURNING HER BACK TO YUI, AND BURYING HER HEAD IN THE PAGES!!! ]

[vesselless]

Hey! What are you doing?! That belongs to Yui! [Diving towards the cat girl in an attempt to grab the book from her.] Give that back!

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[kyoukasama]

[ A SURPRISE ATTACK?!!??!?! ] Oof! [ that's her being taken by surprise and FALLING OVER FROM THE DIVE

how

how

HOW DARE YOU -- is what kyouka's face says. BUT OUT OF SHEER PRIDE (or a lack of sanity idk) SHE CLINGS TO THE BOOK EVEN HARDER, HOLDING IT CLOSE TO HER CHEST. which should be full but it is not but that's not the point ]

[kyoukasama]

[ and now you can finally hear KYOUKA-SAMA speak. She turns, sort of, more like half-turns while shielding the book with her body. ] Eeeeeeeehhh!? UNFAIR! That was unfair! A sneak attack is off-limits! [ her arms move as though she wants to make some wild gestures, but alas, she cannot. So she just looks wriggly.

oh and her ears and tail straighten out of indignation. ] You have to be pretty cheeky to sneak up on Kyouka-sama!

[vesselless]

[She puts her hands on her hips, keeping her distance.]

I get it! Cat-mask put you up to this, didn't he? What do you want with Yui's book!

And what are you talking about? You sneaked up first!

[kyoukasama]

[ She will continue to hold onto it as if her life depends on it, JUST IN CASE. ]

Cat-mask? [ She has an even stare for all of a few minutes, as she thinks. Once that's done she turns her head angrily to the side. ] Yui, Yui, Cat-mask! Stop talking about stupid things! This book! [ She slaps one hand over the cover. ] Belongs to the honorable Kyouka-sama! It's only natural that I'd take it then, right?!

[ No retort for the sneaking. She was, in fact, doing that. :|b ]

[vesselless]

[Glaaaaaaaaaaare.]

You stop being stupid! That book belongs to Yui, I just saw you steal it! He put you up to this didn't he?! Give it back right now!

[thederpyhalf]

[OMG WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!? This would be Yui, screaming in shock and confusion. She is also mortified by the the battle unfolding in front of her with that book of hers]

P-Please don't hurt the book, it belongs to the library! So please give it back to me. If you wanted to read it, you could have just asked me.

[/sobs, her book ;;]

[kyoukasama]

You stop! Tackling Kyouka-sama and now calling her a thief, stupid! [ She folds her arms, putting the book under it. ]

Kyouka-sama saw the book and it became hers! Yui's the thief for taking Kyouka-sama's things, that's the way it works! There's nothing in this world that I would steal that wasn't mine in the first place. [ nodnodnod ]

[vesselless]

[Wait, what?]

Yui stole your book? But she wouldn't do that...

[kyoukasama]

Aha, finally listening to reason, are you? [ BIGGEST. SMILE. EVER. ] That's right! This Yui is a thief for taking something that didn't belong to her!

[thederpyhalf]

[What!?]

I-I'm not a thief!

[kyoukasama]

You touched Kyouka-sama's things, right?! [ POINTING IN YOUR FACE whatever timelines. ]

That makes you a thief! Fess up or face punishment!

[thederpyhalf]

B-But--that book belongs to the library. I never met a Kyouka-sama, but if I did steal something from them, I didn't mean to.

[POINTING IS RUDE BY THE WAY and Yui is looking desperately at the book]

I'm sorry, but I really need that book back, please. I'm only allowed to borrow it from the library for a certain amount of days.

[kyoukasama]

Aha! So that's why. [ nodnodnod ]

If you don't know, then I'll have to teach you! [ POINTING MORE. IN YOUR FACE, EVEN. ] Do you want to know? You want to know, right?! About Kyouka-sama!?

[ She backs up, smiling like.............. a cat. ] Beg! Plead! Say "Please, oh great, wonderful, beautiful Kyouka-sama! Tell me more about you" and I might consider it!