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i dreamt that i accidentally assualted some young girl. not sexually or anything, but she was my neighbor's kid and she was walking by wearing a tutu and i was teasing her and i poked her and she fell straight to the ground. well, my neighbors were upset, of course, and i figured i would do something to make up for it. so i went over to another neighbor's apartment, who lived on the same floor and started making a cake. this neighbor was martha stewart. i finished making the cake and it was this Huge thing. probably about three feet wide and two high. it was blue and pink and had candles sticking out the sides and the top. martha was a doll and brought it to the neighbor's door, seeing as they wouldn't talk to me. it took her awhile and then she came running back. it seems that the cake that i had made was possessed by the devil and had freaked out the family. a demon popped out of it and took refuge in their wall. now they blamed me for that too.