my sister is 21
i can't believe my sister is 21. she's only a year and a half older than i am, which means i'm turning 21 in a year and a half. NOT SOON ENOUGH. i get bored of getting someone to buy alcohol for me. plus i feel like an asshole. however, even though i am turning 21 in a year and a half, i dont feel like i should be. i'm such a goober, i'm too immature for that.
i want to go to vegas for my 21st. gambling is fun yet so very dangerous. i think i still want to though. get really drunk and lose a bunch of money. yeah, that's my kind of party!
no wait...maybe i'll just get really really sloshed with buddies. dont i do that now? so what's so great about turning 21? going to shady bars where creepy men hang out so i can be hit on by plump, married, middle-aged men? hmm... let me think of this...
i want to go to vegas for my 21st. gambling is fun yet so very dangerous. i think i still want to though. get really drunk and lose a bunch of money. yeah, that's my kind of party!
no wait...maybe i'll just get really really sloshed with buddies. dont i do that now? so what's so great about turning 21? going to shady bars where creepy men hang out so i can be hit on by plump, married, middle-aged men? hmm... let me think of this...