Summer doesn't necessarily mean a lack of learning...
So even though its summer and I'm out of school for a few months, I'm beginning to find that being out of school doesn't mean that I won't learn anything. Seeing as I can't really think of anything else to update on, I figured I'd write an informative entry of the stuff that I have learned in the past week or so.
1. Mr. Rogers was a Navy Seal prior to his show, and that is why he always wore long sleeved sweater vests. His arms were covered with tattoos from his time in the military.
2. Pete DeFlice is the funniest person to get a phone call from when he is drunk as shit, misses you, and wants to wish you a happy birthday.
3. Some nights the diner coffee sucks, other nights its the best coffee ever.
4. There is currently legislation underway to get rid of the penny as a form of currency. Even more astonishing is that The Man is trying to figure out a way to get rid of the numbers 1-4 and 6-9.
5. Bill O'Reilly will be at the State Theater in Easton over Christmas break, finally allowing me my opportunity to meet him and tell him he's an idiot to his face for the low price of $100. That doesn't seem like too much money for the experience it would allow me.
6. On your birthday, everyone is going to call you all day, even if its inconvenient for you as you might be incapacitated.
7. Hawthorne Heights has sold out enough to be played in Taco Bell and ruin your lunch.
8. Even if their house is flooded, there are still people who will gladly go through other people's sewage contaminated items and keep them. I like to call these people insensitive pricks.
9. Disc golf is hot as shit in open sunlight at 2:00 in the afternoon.
10. The disc golf course at the Lehigh Parkway is not for amateurs or those who worry about losing their discs.
11. Nicole Kidman is one of the few woman who isn't even pretty on her wedding day.
12. On your 20th birthday you have to eat a lot of cake since there aren't any other perks that come with turning that age as there are with turning 21 or 18.
13. After turning 20, you never eat birthday cake again, but prefer pie, or so I've been told.
14. Food dye can stay in your system for up to 2 days.
15. Ravi Shankar is the shit on the sitar. 'Nough said.
16. Some bands use Karaoke Revolution and Guitar Hero to warm up (notably ETID).
17. At the Cannes Film Festival in France Clerks 2 got an 8 minute standing ovation.
18. A general admission lawn room ticket to a Dave Matthews concert costs twice as much as a Warped Tour ticket. Countless bands for $25, two bands for $53.
19. Gutter Phenomenon is an excellent cd to blast in the car with the windows down on a summer day.
20. Nutrition labels are now going to be printed in both english and spanish to reward those who come to the States and wish to remain ignorant.
21. Muslims have openly stated that they are going to take over France as well as possibly Germany in an effort to further their agenda of jihad.
That's enough for right now. Those last two kind of pissed me off.
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