Jan 03, 2006 19:57
Evan and Kate will understand this entry the most, seeing as they were there with me during the worst diner night experience of my life.
Last night, Evan, Kate and I went to see Wolf Creek, a shitty movie that did well to make us think that maybe there was a Crocodile Dundee guy in Kate's trunk who was going to stab me through the seat while we were driving the 2 minutes to the diner.
:Cue the diner scene:
So we go into the diner, and everyone and there mother is there who I would personally never have to run into again, namely a Hellertown kid who was involved in the infamous "Ninja Time" incident who was sitting with Chrissy Adams (ugh, whore), and the last person associated with Michelle who I honestly thought I would never see again. Awkwardness from the latter ensued first, but I stayed cordial. From the minute I got into the diner though, the Ninja Time kid kept looking at me and making phone calls. I now will redictate the conversation as follows.
NT: Hey Preston, come over here.
Me: (Gets up from table and walks over) Yeah?
NT: I just thought I should let you know that I was at the party that you busted over the summer with Marcus and Quinn, and that I was going to wait for you in the parking lot and kick your ass.
Me: Alright, well first of all, it wasn't my idea and I didn't make the call. I was just there with them, I had no idea where I was, and I wasn't about to walk home.
NT: Well I was one of the people who got away, and that's why I'm not going to kick your ass because there's no point in it, but there are a lot of people who want to find you so that they can kick your ass.
Me: Okay...
NT: You know Joe? He really wants to kick your ass, so if you see him, I'd avoid him if I were you.
Me: Well, like I said, it wasn't my idea, I was just there.
NT: Yeah, well don't go ratting out parties. That just makes you a dick. :Shakes my hand: (Sarcastically) You have a good night Preston Evans. You have a really good night.
After that he got on the phone again, and it popped into my mind that there might be the chance that he was calling Joe to tell him that I was at the diner, for all his ass-kicking pleasure. So, I got nervous and decided to call Marcus. By calling him, I figured out that me and Marcus had actually played volleyball with this kid in the diner on multiple occasions, and he'd been friendly and hadn't made any move. I then began to think that he was showing off because he was around different people, thus making me hate Chrissy Adams all the more for sitting there with a smile on her face as this all went down. Whores only have one business; whoring themselves. Stick with that Chrissy, don't get involved in other people's shit. So I smoked a half pack of cigarettes and realized that I had nothing to worry about and relaxed. So we left, no problems. As Evan put it, bunch of pussies talking big. So, him and I went to his apartment and discussed who would have made that night better had they been there. Hahahahahahahahahaha, yeah right.
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Reviews:
Wolf Creek - Shitty, definitely a rental or a sneak in. Fuck da movie business.
The Producers - Really good. Refreshing is the word I've heard that fits it well.
Metal Gear Solid 3 - Hard as hell but very realistic