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[amerihero]

[America, or what is likely America, since he would be the only one who would wear his leather coat stands in the frame with a makeshift rubber mask, obscuring his face, breathing heavily at the camera. He is holding a nozzle in his gloved hands and lined up in the apartment seem to be a very toxic selection of chemicals. He mumbles, barely

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[amerihero]

[muffled]
FUMIGATION!

[amerihero]

{muffled]

only way to be sure we get them all!

[amerihero]

[Muffled]

You're right... you guys should get some masks, too!

[amerihero]

[muffled and whiny]
but I'm iiiiiitchyyyyyyyyy

Good job, Bakura. You made him cry.

[amerihero]

But haven't you died like, a billion times already? I mean, we're invincible.

Oh no...

WHAT IF THE FLEAS ARE INVINCIBLE?!

But do you know what happens when he cries? Another Middle Eastern Nation gets attacked!

[amerihero]

Okay... what about your... I don't know, lady friend? he/she/it seems to die like, every week! But those other people... I mean, what if they're just afterimages? Like... photographs that got faded? They're not scary like ghosts are scary.

But... but... INVINCIBLE FLEAS! We're going to have to go Nuclear Option!

good luck!

[amerihero]

Every other week? he/she/it does die a lot.

But then what? Are all the people that are dying not really dying, then?

I'm sorry... I just... that's a scary thought.

is it hugs? I like hugs....

[amerihero]

Um... didn't he like, get his heart ripped out and drown in a well or something?

Look, we can cower in our itchy hovels, or we can defeat the enemy in a blaze of glory!