why I'm joining the friends only brigade
Dear __________, you are [a]:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist
[ ] Fed
[ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous
[ ] Lame
[ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless
[ ] Idiotic
[ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic
[ ] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[ ] Ignorant
[ ] Stupid
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
It is recommended that you:
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] stop reading my journal
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Read the FAQ
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Don't feed the trolls
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this
If you don't fit into these criteria, and you are under a reasonable assumption that we are already friends elsewhere, feel free to add me! If not, sucks to be you!