On the subject of Tigers and Pugs
For this prompt at bats_and_balls. Of course I didn't complete it in anything close to 48 hours, but I got it out there a lot faster than most of what I've been working on these days, so I'm counting it as a success in that sense
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This is so delightful. SMART GUYS. SMART BASEBALL PLAYING GUYS. FINDING EACH OTHER, THROUGH BASEBALL. What isn't awesome about that? I don't know.
Also, when I got to the part with the pug I had to bite on my knuckle to keep from laughing out loud and disturbing my family. ROBBLES.
Also, of course Will Rhymes would have a tiny, excitable pug. Of course. I can't imagine it any other way, really.
Favorite part, I think, is this:
Max scrambles up and hastily closes the bedroom door. When he turns back around, Rhymes is holding his own dick, legs sprawled, shoulders still propped up off the bed on one elbow. It's a gay porn pose, but it's Will Rhymes in the pose, with his ridiculous curls and his half-heartedly groomed body hair, the bruises on his sides from stray baseballs, the feet that, outside of cleats, look too awkwardly big for his frame, his goofy grin.
That's just perfect. This is just perfect.
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I expect there are relatively few baseball players who would actually look good in glossy porn, fewer than in a sport like, say, soccer, where pretty much everyone has to be in amazing shape. There are a lot of ballplayers who are kind of pudgy or are super gangly or whatever. Really picture Will Rhymes in that situation: it would totally be ridiculous, unless you happened to be banging him and were therefore inclined to find it hot. But objectively-- ridic. :D
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