sorry, this just has to be shared
The boyfriend (or I guess I say 'fiance' now, right? Weird): "Alex Avila's beard makes me hot."
Me: "This is why I love you."
Bf/f: "If you gave Alex Avila Mike Maroth's smile, he would have like the perfect face."
Me: "You're seriously thinking about this."
Bf/f: "Who has the perfect eyes?"
Me (after much thought): "Ryan Doumit."
Bf/f: "Kyle Farnsworth's body."
Me: "Adam Everett's hair."
Bf/f: "But not blonde. Dark."
Silence as we both contemplate this.
Me: "What has science wrought?"
Bf/f: "Not sure. But I would make a hetero-flexible exception and fuck it. That I know."
And then I immediately whipped out the laptop to write this down so it would not be lost to the ravages of time and the fallibility of memory, ha ha.
Me: "This is why I love you."
Bf/f: "If you gave Alex Avila Mike Maroth's smile, he would have like the perfect face."
Me: "You're seriously thinking about this."
Bf/f: "Who has the perfect eyes?"
Me (after much thought): "Ryan Doumit."
Bf/f: "Kyle Farnsworth's body."
Me: "Adam Everett's hair."
Bf/f: "But not blonde. Dark."
Silence as we both contemplate this.
Me: "What has science wrought?"
Bf/f: "Not sure. But I would make a hetero-flexible exception and fuck it. That I know."
And then I immediately whipped out the laptop to write this down so it would not be lost to the ravages of time and the fallibility of memory, ha ha.